Appreciate Your Small Breasts

Ladies, it's time to start loving yourself for who you are. Define yourself -- don't let a man do it for you. Men, we forgive you. It's a curse. Blame it on Adam or blame it on Eve. After God caught Adam eating the apple in the garden of Eden, he said, "Adam, thou shalt lust after large-breasted women to the end of your days." Give them some slack ladies, but don't measure your self worth by what men think of your breasts.

When I was an adolescent, I wanted large breasts like all adolescent girls do. However, I was tall and skinny as a rail with B cups. How I long to return these D cups for those days. Here's why you don't want large breasts, ladies:

• They are only attractive for 15 minutes when you're 16 years old
• After you have children, they sag to your ankles
• Men like perky breasts; not sagging breasts
• Your bra straps dig into your shoulders leaving permanent indentations
• Men talk to your boobs not your face
• Some women suffer from life-long back pain due to their large breasts
• You can't go braless during the summer without looking sloppy
• If you do go braless, you get all sweaty under your boobs
• All the really cute, sexy bras are made for small breasts

There are many reasons to love your small breasts:

• You can get away with going braless with a tank top
• You can wear a plunging neckline without looking obscene
• Men talk to your face instead of your boobs
• All the cute sexy bras are made for you
• Your breasts will never sag to your ankles
• You'll never sweat under your boobs
• Most men don't have big penises so you don't need to feel bad about your small breasts

If after reading this, you still feel lousy about your breasts, go ahead and get the implants. However, educate yourself on the health risks and make sure you go to a competent plastic surgeon; one that's fully licensed. Talk to women who have used that doctor. Check the better business bureau to see if there are any complaints or lawsuits against that doctor.

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