Facebook. You probably either love it or hate it.  Either way, there is something about it which elicits jokes, one-liners, wise-cracks, sarcastic statements or what ever you want to call them.  They appear on talk shows, in the news, on Facebook itself and the funniest comments get printed on T-shirts.  And why not?  There is a huge market of Facebook users out there. And when you add in the anti-Facebook crowd, the non-users, you know that Facebook is quite well known.

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Whether you love it or hate it, Facebook is here to stay. I will go out on a limb here with my unscientifically calculated statistic, or should I call it a prediction:  If you wear a funny Facebook shirt, most of the people whom you know will understand it, or at least recognize that it is a bit of Facebook humor.    

I feel confident in my broad generalization based on the fact that there are 600 million registered users on Facebook, a network which only came into existence in 2004.

I have combed through the web and t-shirt shops to find the best of the best.  I present them all to you here.  The shirts are found at 9 different shops. They are presented here for your entertainment.  However, should you have to have one or two of them, simply click on your favorites and you will be instantly transported to the shop, or in the case of the print on demand retailers, Zazzle and Cafe Press, you will go to the artist page. 

What are you waiting for, get ready to laugh:

Cafe Press is a Print on Demand retailer. They are made up of thousands of individual artists who each have their own page of creativity.  These are my favorite funny Facebook shirts:

The marriage of You Tube, Twitter and Facebook:

Don't Make me unFriend You.

Your Girlfriend, your mom and your sister like this.

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Sorry, I really have no idea if it is real, however I do think it is funny, and the mom is my new hero.

I am not a huge fan of TV, probably because I spend all my time on Facebook (just kidding).  However there are a few programs that I really enjoy, and generally these are the ones which make me laugh.  I do love to laugh. 

So, in the realm of TV talk shows there are three names that rise to the top of my favorite list; Conan O'Brien, Jay Leno and  Rove McManus.  The first two being American talk show hosts with satellite feed to other parts of the world, and the third being a currently off air host from Australia.  Sorry, I couldn't find any Rove quotes on Facebook, so if you know some, please add them to comments below.

"A new Facebook app is coming out that will remind users exactly what they were doing a year ago from that day. Nine times out of 10, the answer will be 'wasting your time on Facebook.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has been named Time magazine's Person of the Year. They said he has single-handedly changed the way we waste time at work." –Jay Leno 

"Promoting his new book, President Bush visited the headquarters of Facebook. Unfortunately, he spent the whole visit on Farmville, clearing brush." –Conan O'Brien

"Google is now developing a Facebook rival, a product similar to Facebook. They say their goal: so you never have to see your friends in real life ever again." -Jay Leno 


BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession.


 Facebook is a social networking service and website launched in February 2004, operated and privately owned by Facebook, Inc. , Facebook has more than 600 million active users. The website's membership was initially limited by the founders to Harvard students, but was expanded to other colleges in the Boston area, the Ivy League, and Stanford University. It gradually added ...  

 


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You can find me all over the web.  I am most prolific at Laugh Quotes (my humor blog) and Squidoo.  However, I also write on or utilize dozens of other platforms.  To date, I would have to say that Wizzley is the easist to use, and one of the most fun.  And as a bonus, it is revenue generating. So, I invite you to join me now, you can always decide what to write about at a later date:



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