Here is the fair and balanced news from a fairly unbalanced community in the Ozarks. Clet Litter, town citizen, brings you the weekly news. If there is no real news that week, he will generally make something up.
Clet has a dog and a wife and most all of the time, he loves them both.
Mumford Pickens is a retired CIA operative who now runs a solar powered still in the hills.
Morton Trubletoof is so stupid he could cross-thread a nail.
Come visit the rest of the city folk. A people that set their clocks to MST, Mountain Substandard Time.