I don’t know bout you but it looks like 2012 is bearing down on us like a foreclosure process server in Detroit. We might have to rename our country Atlantis cause all our homes are underwater. Enough doom and/or gloom. Just had to get it out before we start a fresh new year.
Hope you had a great holiday and have enough brain cells left to properly celerbrate New Year’s Eve with some more adult beverages. Take a pillow with you when you celerbrate. Then you can just sleep it off wherever you are stead of driving home drunk.
Remember how you feel when you lose something on the computer and can’t get it back. Well you’re gonna feel 1,000 times worse than that for the rest of your life if you hurt somebody cause your were drinking and driving.
Jimmy Suspenders has added a flock of sheep to his 20 acres behind his house. He don’t have no male sheep yet. I guess the proper word for a male sheep is ram.
Jimmy says he’s gonna raise sheep and hopes to sell some of the new- born sheep next year. I guess the proper word for a baby sheep is lamb. Jimmy’s wife scratched her head at this, “Jimmy, how do expect to raise sheep when you don’t have any Rams.”
Jimmy sez, “I haven’t really thought this thing out proper-like, have I?”
Jimmy’s wife shouted, “Jimmy, it’s just not always about female sheep.” I guess the proper word for a female sheep is Ewe and that would make the preceding sentence a might funnier.
That technique in newspaper writing jargon is called the prolonged punch line. Don’t try it unless you know what you’re doing.
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