Funny Halloween Costumes for Women
by Pukeko
Tired of being a witch? Bored with vampires? Check out these funny Halloween Costumes for Women.
This Is The Year to Laugh With Funny Halloween Costumes For Women!
Are you ready to stand out from the crowd this Halloween and laugh with your friends, or do you want to be stuck in the same traditional Halloween costumes as everyone else? I declare It is time for a funny costume for myself and all women. I am tired of being a witch or a ghost (or a cafeteria worker as I discussed in Funny Costumes for Couples). I love to laugh, so why should Halloween be any different.
Especially now that I live in a country that barely celebrates the holiday. I buy my candy every year and maybe, if we are popular a dozen kids will stop by all night. So why should I open the door and look like everyone else. I want to make my neighbors laugh.
So, I have searched, and found some funny costumes for women. Here I present to you my favorites. See if they make you laugh too.
King Kong Grip Costume
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Do you remember King Kong and the way he grabbed Faye Ray and carried her around in his giant hand? My question would be, is it the same without the giant gorilla?
I still haven't decided if I think this is a clever costume or just completely ridiculous. Either way, it had me laughing, so it belongs on this page.
I just love the giant King Kong hand wrapped around the girl. Of course it is her expression and scream that really makes this one.
King Kong Hand and Dress Costume- $39.99
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What Do You Think - Is it Funny without the Gorilla?
Moo! I Love this Cow Costume!
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I remember when my daughter was little and she wanted to be the Queen Cow for Halloween. She wore cow pajamas and a cow cape. It was always one of my favorite costumes.
Now I can be a cow too. This cow completely cracks me up. I am not sure which is my favorite feature - the udders, the tail or the black and white Friesian cow style body and (arm) hooves or the funny cow headpiece. Cow Costume- $37.99  |
My Daughter, The Queen Cow (1999)
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Which Cow Is Funnier?
I Want To Look Like a Cover Girl!
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This costume seems so much easier than any diet I can imagine. Just think of the possibilities. I can be a cover girl, and so can you.
This costume comes in a man's version as well. So silly, yet really fun. Star Magazine Bikini Girl Costume- $21.99 |
See the Man's Version of the Costume
(and other couple's options)
Lost Dog - Stupidest Costume Ever
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I happen to love toilet humor. It makes me laugh. This costume I am just not sure about. I definitely needed a double take to see what was going on here.
Yes, you see it, the fat lady lost her dog - after she sat on it - and it got stuck. She walks around carrying a lost dog sign. Where o' where could your little dog be?
Lost Dog Costume- $38.75 |
Looking for More Toilet Humor?
If you think lost dog is funny, or if she even made you smile, don't miss this collection.
Cupcake Costume
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Cupcakes really are in this season. I can see it in recipes all around the internet and in the cupcake stores popping up around town. So, if you love cupcakes, why not become one.
I think my favorite feature is the hat, although it reminds me of an old fashioned flight attendant hat. Cupcake Costume - $49.99 |
Are You A Turkey?
 Personally I can not think of any reason I would want to be a turkey, and it doesn't look too comfortable on the back. However, this page is about funny costumes and this turkey did make me laugh.
On second thought, if I were headed to a Thanksgiving party, and I didn't want to be a traditional pilgram or indian, then maybe this turkey costume would be perfect. Turkey Costume For Adults - $79.97 |
Should Costumes Be Worn at Thanksgiving?
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Which Is Your Favorite Funny Women's Costume? -- All Comments Welcome
The King Kong grip is hysterical! Great costumes Rhonda!!
How do you choose when all of these Halloween costumes for women are funny - I like the turkey one for my hubby (don't tell him it's for women!) and the King Kong one for me.
i like the king kong funny costume. it's already hilarious without the gorilla!
Yep, I'm going to be a cupcake this year for sure.
I love them all, but the cupcake is my fav!