Funny Science Shirts and Jokes
by Pukeko
Funny science shirts prove that even science can make you laugh.
Funny Science Shirts and Jokes to Make You Laugh!
There are some really funny science shirts being produced these days. I have been searching the web in a variety of locations and brought all of the funniest into one spot. So if you are a scientist, know a scientist or if you are just a person who likes science and loves to laugh, you have come to the right spot.
Here you will not only find a collection of funny science shirts, you will also find my collection of silly science jokes. I couldn't resist adding a video clip of Barry Malow. The self proclaimed "Earth's Premier Science Comedian" is actually very funny. In this clip he talks about viruses, and you don't need to have a science background to understand what he is talking about or to laugh at his joke.
So, get ready to have fun and have a laugh.
Here we go . . .A silly joke to get us started:
A biologist goes into the pharmacy and asks "Do you have any Acetylsalicylate Acid, C9H8O4, please..?". The pharmacist looks at him and says "Do you mean Aspirin?"... The biologist replies: "That's it... I can never remember what it's called".
If You Are Not Part of the Solution . . .
. . . You Are Part of the Precipitate
I Lost an Electron . . .
. . . Are You Positive?
Science Humor
What Floats in the Water?
Did You Recognize the Medieval Reference from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
What Floats in the Water?
A Duck - according to Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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| Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Special Edition) Sony Pictures Home Entertainment |
There Are Some Seriously Funny Science Shirts at Cafe Press
Cafe Press (like Zazzle) is a print on demand retailer, offering you the opportunity to purchase any of these designs on your favorite color shirt. Most artists have set up their designs on a variety of products, so you may also be able to get these designs on sweatshirts, mugs, bags, teddybears and much more. Just click on your favorite design and visit the artist's page.
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More Funny Science Shirts
Clicking on your favorite takes you to the artist's page at Zazzle
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Silly Science Jokes:
A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him, and says "For you, no charge."
Q: What is it called when Iron Man does a cart wheel?
A: A Ferrous Wheel!
Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: You may have graduated, but I have more degrees than you!
Q: What do you do when a chemist dies?
A: You barium!
Q: Why were sodium and chlorine sent to prison?
A: They were both charged for assault.
Q: What is the dullest element?
A: Bohrium
Who Visited this Page?
If You Enjoyed This Video, Don't Miss Barry Malow's Science Humor Blog:
Barry Malow is the self proclaimed "Earth's Premier Science Comedian"
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Did You Laugh? All Comments Welcome (and encouraged!)
Some great science jokes here, Rhonda! It would be fun to wear one of these t-shirts just to watch the "reaction" of other people. Would they get it?
Yep, ya did. Funny quotes.
Yup. I did. The posts or pages here are teaching me more than I have been "taught" by gurus in the last five years of trying to market my books and other things. Thank You Very Much!
These are funny. I'll have to show them to my kids. They'll like them!
I love all your funny science shirts! of course!
You've got one of my faves on here: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate! Love that one - and all the rest too!