Funny Science Shirts and Jokes

by RhondaAlbom

Funny science shirts prove that even science can make you laugh.

Science can be funny, and we will prove it here. (Pun intended). Scientists know how to laugh, at their mistakes, at their findings, and just at their language. They know it and their families and friends do too. Of course there is a series side of science, but you won't find any of that on this page.

Here you will find science jokes, one-liners, funny science shirts and a bit of Barry Malow, the self proclaimed "Earth's Premier Science Comedian".

The best part, the jokes are easy to understand and laugh at even for a non-scientist like me. Get ready to have fun and have a laugh.

A Biologist Joke to Get us Started:

A biologist goes into the pharmacy and asks "Do you have any Acetylsalicylate Acid, C9H8O4, please..?."

The pharmacist looks at him and says "Do you mean Aspirin?"

The biologist replies: "That's it... I can never remember what it's called."

If You Are Not Part of the Solution . . .

. . . You Are Part of the Precipitate

I Lost an Electron . . .

. . . Are You Positive?

Barry Malow - the self proclaimed "Earth's Premier Science Comedian" is Actually Very Funny.

Enjoy this bit of standup science humor

There Are Some Seriously Funny Science Shirts at Cafe Press

Cafe Press (like Zazzle) is a print on demand retailer, offering you the opportunity to purchase any of these designs on your favorite color shirt. Most artists have set up their designs on a variety of products, so you may also be able to get these designs on sweatshirts, mugs, bags, teddybears and much more. Just click on your favorite design and visit the artist's page.

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Silly Science Jokes:

A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender,

"How much for a beer?"

The bartender looks at him, and says . . . 

"For you, no charge."

Q: What is it called when Iron Man does a cart wheel?
A: A Ferrous Wheel!

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: You may have graduated, but I have more degrees than you!

Q: What do you do when a chemist dies?
A: You barium!

Q: Why were sodium and chlorine sent to prison?
A: They were both charged for assault.

Q: What is the dullest element?
A: Bohrium

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Did You Laugh? All Comments Welcome (and encouraged!)

sheilamarie on 09/20/2011

Some great science jokes here, Rhonda! It would be fun to wear one of these t-shirts just to watch the "reaction" of other people. Would they get it?

CherylsArt on 06/07/2011

Yep, ya did. Funny quotes.

Ralpapajan on 06/07/2011

Yup. I did. The posts or pages here are teaching me more than I have been "taught" by gurus in the last five years of trying to market my books and other things. Thank You Very Much!

Dianne on 06/06/2011

These are funny. I'll have to show them to my kids. They'll like them!

petunia on 06/05/2011

I love all your funny science shirts! of course!

tandemonimom on 06/05/2011

You've got one of my faves on here: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate! Love that one - and all the rest too!

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