Funny Warning Signs <-- Don't Miss These Real Signs

by Pukeko

Need a laugh, check out these funny warning signs that will leave you giggling, rolling your eyes and wondering what their creators were thinking.

Funny Warning Signs Really Catch My Interest

Most road warning signs are posted where they are for a purpose.  They are generally either altering us to a potential danger, warning us of an impending danger or re-directing us away from a known danger.  So, why would I write a page entitled Funny Warning Signs?  Well, that's easy.  Some of these signs are just plain funny. 

Sometimes it is by intent. They need to stand out from the bombardment of materials cluttering our vision and our minds. The actual warning is important and must get to us.  Humor is often a great way to to do distinguish a sign - to have it stand out from the crowd. It certainly is my favorite approach to most situations. 

Other times I think it just an error.  A misspelled word, a misplaced comma or hyphen or just a blatant mistake. Sadly quality assurance goes hand in hand with the reduced labor force found in poor economic times. 

More often than not, I think humor is cultural.  I am an American expat living in New Zealand, so when I first arrived all the signs were funny, as all were different from what I was used to seeing on the roads.  Parking lot suddenly became car park.  Elevator turned into lift.  Keep right, became keep left (this one took a bit more getting used to). 

It is in the vein of humor that I present these signs to you.  I do realize that in actuality, minefields, explosions, falling, dangerous edges and injury are not actually funny.  So, the issue here isn't about the actual danger, but rather the humor of the sign itself. The criteria for a sign to be on this page is that it must warn the reader of something, and it had to have made me laugh. 

When you are done here, be sure to visit the other pages in this series, Funny Road Signs and Unusual Animal Crossing Signs. 

Warnings of Live Fire and Explosions?

I remember the first time we drove from Auckland to Wellington.  It is an eight to eleven hour drive depending on which route you take, how many stops you make and the speed in which you travel.  However, regardless which way you go, from about the center of the island for the next four hours heading south there is not much variety in what you will see.  Just farm land, with distant hills in the background.  Kilometer after kilometer of the same.  Radio on, singing along or engaging in converstaion.  The drive is dull.  Until you come to Waioru and see this sign. Now, suddenly, you are awake and alret and wondering:

North Island, New Zealand
North Island, New Zealand
© Rhonda Albom

A Bit of Sport Safety - Sailing and Cycling

Both New Zealand Signs
Bungy Jumping (sign under a bridge)
Bungy Jumping (sign under a bridge)
© Rhonda Albom
Be Careful on the Tracks!
Be Careful on the Tracks!
© Rhonda Albom

Don't Miss More Funny New Zealand Signs

Funny Road Signs - Driving In New Zealand is Hilarious!

I have gathered all of my favorite funny New Zealand signs in one spot on Squidoo. While you are there, try the simple quizzes to see if you can identify the warning behind several of our confusing signs. Have fun!

Here is One From Australia

(I think the funny part was just how many people were swimming and completely ignoring this sign.
Crocodile Warning
Crocodile Warning
© Rhonda Albom

Funny Collection of Warning Signs from Youtube

Warning - Slippery When Wet

Lots of ways to show this . . .
Florida, USA
Florida, USA
New Zealand
New Zealand
© Rhonda Albom
Queensland, Australia
Queensland, Australia
© Rhonda Albom

Lots of Funny Warning Signs in this 2011 Calendar

And priced just right

Enjoy a funny sign every day.
Signspotting 2012 Desk Calendar

More Laughs From Pukeko:

Funny science shirts prove that even science can make you laugh.
Funny homeschool shirts tell the world you are proud to be homeschooling.
These funny math shirts prove that math can make you laugh. Stop by and see for yourself.
Facebook shirts and jokes for those who like to laugh at Facebook.

Don't Miss the Rest of the Funny Signs Series

More Coming Soon!
Need a laugh? Sometimes you don't need to look any farther than the road signs.

A Few More Funny Warnings Before You Go . . .

Actually, I think they are warning
Collision Warning
Collision Warning
© Rhonda Albom
Crocodile Warning
Crocodile Warning
© Rhonda Albom
Memingitis Warning
Memingitis Warning
© Rhonda Albom
Falling Rocks
Falling Rocks
© Rhonda Albom

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bloomingrose on 11/19/2012

I laughed at "Sand" I always laugh at pooper scooper ones, but alligators - not so much. My background as a nurse makes me not so fun sometimes. I did enjoy the coyote ones though, and "guns don't shoot people, I shoot people" and "my kids carry guns." That reminds me of my neighbors - the only ones around with a pool unfortunately- who run a religious survival camp: for children. Needless to say we don't spend much time there. Anyway, enjoyed this today!

Mira on 08/11/2012

Hi Rhonda, the designers who make these signs probably have a field day with them! :-)

theherbivorehippie on 07/05/2011

Oh my gosh...these are great! I love the "Sand" one!

bolillie on 07/03/2011

This is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

poutine on 07/03/2011

Quite interesting reading.
Poutine on Squidoo

Jimmie on 07/03/2011

You know I've seen my share of funny signs! These are great.

kajohu on 07/03/2011

This was quite enjoyable to read! The warning sign with the wheel-chair racing down to the crocodile was especially funny!



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