Stuff you can get me for Christmas

by nicomp

As you get to know me, you won't need so much help. In the meantime I have thoughtfully provided an annotated list of items that can be purchased online for me.

Being new to Wizzley, I don't know a lot of people. I usually sit by myself in the Cafeteria and I found out that I just missed the Christmas Party. It's hard to be the new person.

To make it easier on all of us I have composed a compendium of gifts for myself. It didn't take too long because I know what I like. Take a quick look to see what you might purchase for me in order to make my transition to this wonderful web site just a little easier.

A massively powerful CPU

Writing my articles causes me to need serious processing power. A multi-core CPU would make me happy and probably wouldn't catch on fire as it struggles to keep up with my typing. I will think of you each time I publish. Every article brings me one step closer to financial independence. Every step closer to financial independence means that I am much less likely to end up sleeping on your couch when Obama stops sending me unemployment checks.

Pringles

No one turns down free Pringles. I am certainly not no one, but I continue to be someone who would graciously accept any flavor that you choose to gift-wrap for me. Every Christmas I look forward to tearing into cans of saddle-shaped goodness along with the traditional hot chocolate and bacon flavored chocolate chip cookies that Santa didn't take with him.

Pringles Snack Stacks Potato Crisps Chips, Flavored Variety Pack, Original, Sour Cream and Onion,...

There's a favorite flavor for everyone in the Pringles Potato Crisps Variety Pack. Make snack time more fun with the classic crunch of Pringles Potato Crisps Snack Stacks—flavor...

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IU Socks

Cold feet on Christmas make the Pringles less enjoyable. To that end, wrap up a few pairs of Indiana Hoosiers socks for me to put in my stocking, which seems redundant. I am a normal size. Indiana University is a large Midwestern university with many pairs of socks for sale. Their school colors are crimson and cream. The socks should be similarly hued.

Indiana Hoosiers Team Color Quarter Socks

Adorn yourself in some stylish Indiana Hoosiers apparel with this one-of-a-kind Indiana Hoosiers Team Color Quarter Socks. With vibrant team colors and some extra team spirit, t...

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NCAA Indiana Hoosiers Men's Crew Socks, Large

These Men's Team Logo Socks from For Bare Feet will help keep your feet comfortable while showing off your team spirit. The socks are made with a blend of cotton, polyester and ...

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BMW Anti-theft Chrome Tire Valve Caps

I do not yet own even one BMW but when I do I prefer to prevent my valve caps from being stolen. These handy items can be gifted by you to me: that would make a great Christmas for both of us. I will think of you every time I race to the store for more Pringles.

Washington Silver Quarters

Until 1965, Washington silver quarters contained about 90% silver. These coins are prized by collectors and sometimes melted down for the raw silver value. A typical pre-1965 Washington quarter will bring about $6.00 on the scrap silver market. I make no promises regarding the coins you will send to me this Christmas. I may resell them when the economy collapses and precious metals become fungible at WalMart. On the other hand I just might cherish your generosity and pass it on to my progeny.

Conclusion

Merry Christmas to me and you.

Updated: 01/04/2013, nicomp
 
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nicomp on 12/17/2012

Was it really an upset? Brad Stevens has more success than Tom Crean, as does the Bulldogs team in the recent past. We shall see...

teddletonmr on 12/17/2012

Yes Butler did earn the win, three of their key plaiers riding the pine, having fouled out yet they still managed to upset #1 IU.

nicomp on 12/17/2012

Butler earned it! it's hard to be sad when Indiana guys win, either way.

teddletonmr on 12/17/2012

Fun stuff, feet adorned with a warm pair of IU socks, munching on Pringles all the while busy fingers setting the keyboard on fire melting down the ole CPU, Merry Christmas, go IU and Happy New Year Bloomington.
Oh, by the way, how about a do over with Butler? :)
Merry Christmas all...

sheilamarie on 12/16/2012

"Oh what fun it is to ride. . ." Merry Christmas! And may all your dreams come true. Happy Wizzleying!

Mira on 12/16/2012

Welcome to Wizzley:)

HollieT on 12/16/2012

Fantastic! Thank you for the much needed giggle and welcome to Wizzley. Happy Christmas!

Sheri_Oz on 12/16/2012

This is great. Now I know what to get you for Christmas and every time I think of what I could get you for Christmas (BTW - you didn't say WHICH Christmas), I will have a little chuckle.

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