10 Funny Secret Santa Gift Ideas

by xmasdecs

Want to find a really funny Secret Santa gift? Here are ten awesome ideas, each and every one hilarious and affordable.

Secret Santa is a fantastic way for businesses or managers to raise the moral of employees, and those employees should take advantage of that by having a good bit of light-hearted fun. When you are talking $10 or $15, there is no point in buying a co-worker a serious gift, because they are unlikely to be impressed by anything practical that they could have just gone and bought from a mall themselves. Instead, buy them something that will make them and other co-workers laugh, it's supposed to be fun right? This entire page is dedicated purely to recommending some hilarious yet low cost gifts, perfect for making people laugh at Christmas. If your co-worker doesn't manage at least a little giggle from these gifts then they don't have a sense of humor. On the bright side, if they hate their gift they don't ever have to find out who bought it for them. All of these gifts sell well on Amazon and have had very positive customer reviews. Ten gifts, all hilarious, all cheap, let's rock and roll...

WTF Stamp

Surely every office worker on this planet would love to own a WTF stamp? The temptation to stamp WTF on every piece of pointless bureaucratic nonsense may be far too great to resist. I take no responsibility for any job losses associated with this stamp.

WTF?! Stamp - The Original ?! Version... say it like you mean it!

This is the ORIGINAL ?! version... accept no immitations! When you say WTF, say it with meaning! Features the high quality Trodat 4911 Self-Inking stamper. The stamp comes prelo...

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Bullshit Button

Every office has somebody who sits and talks a load of BS all day, right? In my old office that was most people. Next time somebody blatantly lies to you, or attempts to fob you off in meaningless corporate speak, simply press the bullshit button. This button will probably encourage your co-workers to start telling the truth, for fear of being called out very loudly as a bullshitter. Buying this for somebody who is themselves a bullshitter would be hilarious. Five different BS alert sounds and batteries included, bargain!

Bullshit button

Bullshit Button by Gemmy Adults Only Novelty Item Just Push the Button for Hilarious "Bullshit" Voice Alerts 2 AA Batteries Included 5 Different Bullshit Alerts: "(Beep) That wa...

Only $6.50

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Yodelling Pickle

Who wouldn't love to own a yodeling pickle? Anybody who has yet to upgrade their standard pickle to a yodeling version is desperately missing out on some serious innovation.

Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle

Are you sick and tired of trying to teach your pickles to yodel? Pickles can be so stubborn. With a mere press of a button (yes, it has a button) this little pickle will yodel i...

$14.99  $8.12

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Farting Coin Drop Bank

You put coins into the bum, and the bum thanks you with a big fart. One coin = one fart. Co-workers will put coins into the bum just to hear the fart, recipient ends up with lots of other peoples coins. It's a gift which just keeps on giving.

Fanny Bank Funny Farting Coin Drop Bank

Stop leaving those coins on the dresser, in some old water jug tucked away in a closet, or in your car's ashtray. With our hilarious Fanny Bank, saving your pennies will be a re...

$16.99  $14.99

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Instant Excuse Ball

People who work make lots of excuses. They do so because they try to mask the fact that they spend three hours a day on Facebook or on their smart phones, and they lie about being sick when they just fancied a day in bed. The instant excuse ball solves all of their problems when they just run out of excuses.


Oops! You did it again. But before you go owning up to your mistakes, try the Instant Excuse ball - it may keep you from getting in a whole mess of trouble. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm)...

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Big Mouths Toilet Mug

Does your recipient like drinking coffee? Do you hate them? Make them drink out of a toilet! Funny mugs go down well in offices, particularly those were people get possessive over their personal bit of molded clay.

Big Mouth Toys Toilet Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed t drink out of the tiolet? This silly toilet-shaped mug holds up to 12 -ounces of your favorite hot beverage and will make your co-worke...

Only $12.98

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$100 Bill Toilet Paper

Recession? What recession? I wipe my bottom on $100 bills, and now your co-workers can too. Also available is toilet paper featuring Obama's face, that would be funny if you are a Republican and your recipient is a Democrat.

Funny Toilet Paper - $100 Bills

Funny Toilet Paper - $100 Bills

Only $8.99

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Butt Face Soap

Didn't you know that washing your butt with the same soap bar that you use for your face is extremely unhygienic? The solution is butt face soap, obviously. Wash your face with one side, your butt with the other. Problem solved.

Butt Face Soap

The original cheek-to-cheek cleansing! For those of you who worry about when and where your bar of soap touches certain parts of your body, you will love the Butt Face Soap. Thi...

Only $4.49

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Over The Hill Survival Kit

Because getting sacked for age discrimination is really cool. Just make sure your Secret Santa really is secret.

Over the Hill Survival Kit

A must have when traveling to geezerville! This survival kit is the perfect gag gift for the mature set. Kit includes Gray B Gone Hair Dye, Aging Pills, Anti-aging Soap, Oil of ...

Only $18.40

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Canned Unicorn Meat

If your co-worker is a typical blonde, or not blonde but just plain stupid, then this is a must. The big question is: Will they eat the poor ickle dead unicorn? Who knows.

Canned Unicorn Meat

No foolin' - Unicorn meat is real! Excellent source of sparkles! Rick Bite Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they g...

Only $13.00

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Updated: 08/01/2012, xmasdecs
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dudette on 08/01/2012

April Fool's Day or Christmas? Guess it makes no difference when these stuff delights people. I gotta get that Unicorn meat for my kids (horror!).

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