On the chest of a barmaid at Yale
were tattooed the prices of ale,
and on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
was the same information in Braille.
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Oooh, I love the braille idea! Kathleen
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*groan* I'll find some good ones out when I'm not half asleep. That one made me giggle. :D My stuff: A Writer's Guide to Wizzley | Beautiful Britain!
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That reading Brail thing isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be. teddletonmr
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I've got a tonne of them but none suitable for a family website. |
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That one was funny. I'm sorry to say I never quite got limericks. I'm too American I guess |
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teddletonmr: 03/02/2014 - 12:03 PM
Ha ha! Is that what the Irish mean when they say, 'enjoy the craic'? I'm shocked. Kathleen
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That reading Brail thing isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be.
Ha ha! Is that what the Irish mean when they say, 'enjoy the craic'? I'm shocked.
@KathleenDuffy, I have often wondered about such things, teddletonmr
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Okay Chef. You asked for it and may well wish you hadn't.
Here's one
There was a young man from Japan Who wrote poetry no one could scan When asked how it’s done He said it’s quite fun I try to squeeze as many words into the last line as I possible can |
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*groan* I have only myself to blame. (Such groaners are often my favorites.)
Achim "Chef Keem" Thiemermann is the co-founder of a pretty cool new platform called...um...er...oh, yeah - Wizzley.com.
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I'm disappointed. Where are all the Limerickisists? There was a young man from Madras Who had the most beautiful ass Not rounded and pink As you'd possibly think It was grey, has long ears, and ate grass |
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Hehe - perfect! Jo still owes us one (or more)! Achim "Chef Keem" Thiemermann is the co-founder of a pretty cool new platform called...um...er...oh, yeah - Wizzley.com.
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RupertTaylor: 03/04/2014 - 12:49 PM
I love that!! :) Kathleen
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Seems it's up to me and thee Chef There once was a man from Nantucket No, can't do that one. A man stood on a bridge at Buckingham Can't do that one either. Okay, here goes There once was a lady named Bright Whose speed was much faster than light She set out one day In a relative way And returned on the previous night. |
