On the chest of a barmaid at Yale
were tattooed the prices of ale,
and on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
was the same information in Braille.
Mar 1, 2014
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Oooh, I love the braille idea!
*groan*
I'll find some good ones out when I'm not half asleep. That one made me giggle. :D
That reading Brail thing isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be.
I've got a tonne of them but none suitable for a family website.
That one was funny. I'm sorry to say I never quite got limericks. I'm too American I guess 
teddletonmr: 03/02/2014 - 12:03 PMThat reading Brail thing isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be.
Ha ha! Is that what the Irish mean when they say, 'enjoy the craic'? I'm shocked.
That reading Brail thing isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be.
Ha ha! Is that what the Irish mean when they say, 'enjoy the craic'? I'm shocked.
@KathleenDuffy, I have often wondered about such things,
Okay Chef. You asked for it and may well wish you hadn't.
Here's one
There was a young man from Japan
Who wrote poetry no one could scan
When asked how it’s done
He said it’s quite fun
I try to squeeze as many words into the last line as I possible can
*groan* I have only myself to blame.
(Such groaners are often my favorites.)
I'm disappointed. Where are all the Limerickisists?
There was a young man from Madras
Who had the most beautiful ass
Not rounded and pink
As you'd possibly think
It was grey, has long ears, and ate grass
Hehe - perfect! 
Jo still owes us one (or more)!
RupertTaylor: 03/04/2014 - 12:49 PMI'm disappointed. Where are all the Limerickisists?
There was a young man from Madras
Who had the most beautiful ass
Not rounded and pink
As you'd possibly think
It was grey, has long ears, and ate grass
I love that!! :)
Seems it's up to me and thee Chef
There once was a man from Nantucket
No, can't do that one.
A man stood on a bridge at Buckingham
Can't do that one either.
Okay, here goes
There once was a lady named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.
