Last time I looked down my front, I couldn't see my feet.
Feb 25, 2012
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Last time I looked down my front, I couldn't see my feet.
chefkeem: 25. Feb 2012, 16:30Last time I looked down my front, I couldn't see my feet.
Might be time I write a weight loss article, just for you ;-)
Nonsense. Write about foot extensions instead.
chefkeem: 25. Feb 2012, 17:37Nonsense. Write about foot extensions instead.
Lol, in the sense of 'I am not overweight, I am just too short for my weight'? Oh, dear then we would end up in an even worse niche, that of 'how to grow taller in twelve easy steps'. Hm, me thinks I stay with weigh loss, I feel an article inspiration approaching me ;-)
No, no, no, no! Hang on to that concept!!! (But keep it secret!)
"How to AVOID weight loss" is the NEW "weight loss".
Things like body stretchers, foot extensions, vertically-striped clothing ("prison chic", "hoosegow fashion"), weight shifting (ceiling hooks for hanging upside-down for bodacious booblings), etc. etc.....
Wizzley will revolutionize the weight loss topic and thereby save the web!
Suggested titles:
Don't lose weight - grow taller in 4 weeks!
Don't lose weight - hang yourself!
Don't lose weight - dress "thin" and keep chomping!
chefkeem: 25. Feb 2012, 18:02No, no, no, no! Hang on to that concept!!! (But keep it secret!)
"How to AVOID weight loss" is the NEW "weight loss".
Things like body stretchers, foot extensions, vertically-striped clothing ("prison chic", "hoosegow fashion"), weight shifting (ceiling hooks for hanging upside-down for bodacious booblings), etc. etc.....
Wizzley will revolutionize the weight loss topic and thereby save the web!
Suggested titles:
Don't lose weight - grow taller in 4 weeks!
Don't lose weight - hang yourself!
Don't lose weight - dress "thin" and keep chomping!
Now that are some juicy keywords, and they are all mine, please nobody touch treasures like 'Don't lose weight - hang yourself' before I come around writing about them ;-)
Don't hog keywords - it makes you look fat! 
chefkeem: 25. Feb 2012, 18:25Don't hog keywords - it makes you look fat!
You meant 'horde' don't you ;-) And, just for the record, I lost 30kg / 66lbs last year - I am not looking fat - anymore SY
LOL...no, I meant "hog". It's a slang expression for taking more than one's share.
chefkeem: 25. Feb 2012, 19:28LOL...no, I meant "hog". It's a slang expression for taking more than one's share.
Lol, you never stop learning, will add 'hog' to my vocabulary from now one! Of to hog some more coffee now ;-) SY
