Funny Valentines Day Gifts

These fun Valentines Day novelty gifts are fun to give and to receive.

The hot lips bottle opener is available in pink or red and it makes a great Valentines Day gift. It measures about 5 inches long, fits right in your hand and will be a hit at your next party.

Grow a heart when you place this small heart in water, or any liquid and watch it expand up to 600 percent in size. This novelty item is just like the seahorses you used to put in water as a kid and watched them grow.

This tube of lipstick looks like a tube of lipstick, but it's not. It's actually a pen. The lipstick top pulls off to reveal the tip of the pen. This novelty gift measures 4 inches high and writes in blue ink. It is the perfect size to fit in your handbag.

Give your Valentine a diploma from Valentine's Day University. Your sweetheart can now officially have a Doctorate of Valentines Day degree.

Choose the name and date you want on the degree for a customized gift. The degree is printed on premium paper with an embossed gold seal. The certificate measures 8.5 inches by 11 inches and looks like the real thing.

Have fun this Valentines Day when you present your sweetheart with his or her own diploma.

Your Valentine will get a "big"laugh when you give him or her a giant Valentines Day card. These cardboard cards measure a whopping 2 feet by 3 feet and the envelope is included.

Choose from these designs:

• Happy Valentine's Day on the front and the inside of the card reads, "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Some Poems Rhyme, But this one Doesn't. Happy Valentine's Day Anyway!"
• Wild Thing on the front and the inside of the card reads, "You make my heart sing! Happy Valentine's Day!"
• "I need to ask you something very important" on the front and the inside of the card reads, "How do you like this big card? Happy Valentine's Day, Love Always."
• A picture of the King of Hearts and the word "Honey" on the front and the inside of the card reads, "This Valentine's Day, you are the king of my heart! I don't know if it was the luck of the draw, or if it was just in the cards, but I am so happy you are in my life!"
• Giant roses and "Roses for you" on the front and the inside of the card reads, ""Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Some Poems Rhyme, But this one Doesn't. Oh well, I love you. Happy Valentine's Day!"
• Box of chocolates and "Hmmm, so many choices..." on the front and the inside of the card reads, "You're my Box of Chocolates! Happy Valentine's Day! P.S. I know I don't take the time to tell you this enough, but I cherish your friendship, your love, and your willingness to spend your life with me. This card is small compared to the love I have for you!"

Give your Valentine money on this special occasion. In this case it's Valentines Day money.

This set of five bills are the same size and shape of real dollar bills. These bills are in full color, finely detailed and will make a great gift for someone who is hard to buy for or likes unique items.

Pictures depicting Valentines Day such as roses, chocolates and jewelry adorn these bills and this "funny money" will be cherished forever.

Afraid to give your man roses for Valentines Day? Don't be. He will laugh out loud when you present him with these duct tape roses made especially for him.

These roses look like a beautiful bouquet, but they are actually made out of duct tape (a man's favorite fix all) and packaged wrapped in cellophane with a pretty red bow.

You and your man will get a kick out of this hilarious man gift.

Give your sweetheart a wine glass with hand painted red lips and the words, "Kiss Me". This fun Valentines Day gift should get your point across.

This wine glass holds 12 ounces of his or her favorite wine and makes a great Valentines Day gift for any wine lover. Don't forget to get one for yourself too.

This hot man trivet will make her smile every time she uses it. The bright red color makes it a fun Valentines Day gift for her.

Hot man is made of metal and will hold hot pots and pans up off of the table and counter. When in use, he looks even funnier as he lies on his back holding up the pan.