Funny Mother's Day Gift Ideas You Can Buy Online for Your Dear Mom

Mom may not want BS gifts, but I bet she would like a BS Button, especially if she is known not to take any bovine waste herself.

You can set mom's heart aflutter with the BS Button. (I am so sure!)

If your mom is the kind to "tell it like it is", she will adore this "BS detector" she can use at home or at work.

Is your mom the salt of the earth? Always affable and kind?

If you answered, "As if!", or "Yeah, right!", then might I suggest the Sarcastic Ball as the perfect Mother's Day gift for your Mommy Dearest?

If your mom likes to go "bananas", she might enjoy a flying, screaming monkey slingshot.

It is not everyday you see a flying, screaming monkey slingshot, unless of course, you work at the place that sells such monkeys.

Anyway, I am sure a fun-loving mom would be impressed -- with this "Flingshot" monkey slingshot thingy as a present, and with your ability to pick out something truly nice and special for Mother's Day.

On Amazon, you will see this product is much loved by reviewers -- in addition to being humorous.

If your mother went through a divorce and handled it "well" -- as in "not well" -- gently give to her the Dead Fred pen holder for a laugh.

She will laugh and hug you (if she doesn't kill you -- which she probably won't).

Dead Fred is silicone rubber, which probably explains why he is "dead", as silicone rubber doesn't -- well -- live and breathe.

It never lived, so really, they should have called it "Inanimate Fred" -- Oh! Never mind!

While we are on the subject of "dead guy" gifts for the fun-lovin' mom who cannot say her ex's very name, here is a bookmark that goes by the name of "Dead Mark".

The "straight man" of this joke, Dead Mark is a rubber bookmark made in the shape of a man who has been squashed flat like a -- like a -- like a thing that has been squashed flat. (Regi B can paint a picture, no?)

This product would make a perfect Mother's Day gift for the mom who just can't put down the latest Harlequin Romance "novel".

While we are on the subject, why not adorn your mom's second Sunday in May (that's Mother's Day) with the practical joke of giving her a set of Harlequin novels?

This "classic" line of "writing" has so many titles from which to choose.

How could you go wrong?

If your mom hates this type of novel, but loves to laugh, gift wrap her a couple of nice Harlequins and dare her not to crack a chuckle!

If your mom might be turning into a collector of strays, let her know you care by showing her all the "trappings" of her dalliances with the feline persuasion.

Gift mom a Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure.

It comes with more hard vinyl cat figurines than you can swing a cat at, and is a much-loved item on Amazon, as shown by these customer reviews.

If your mom thinks she is Paula Dean -- or maybe, Guy Fieri -- she may enjoy this funny apron.

"Be nice to me or I'll poison your food!" What a happy Mother's Day sentiment!

If you are having trouble finding a way to show mom just how much she means this year, I say look no further than this apron.

Do you tell your mom the movie starts half an hour before its actual start time?

Does she pull that trick on you?

If you or your mom have trouble getting places at the desired time, then perhaps, it is "time" to demonstrate your appreciation of such quirkiness with a quirky wristwatch.

(By the way, use of the phrase "quirky wristwatch" is not for the faint of heart, and requires a special license.)