How to Be Irresistible on a First Date Using Bacon Novelty Gifts

If there's one scent that nearly everyone loves, it's the smell of bacon. I mean, even some vegetarians will tell you it smells pretty darn good.

What can get even the laziest bum out of bed in the morning?

Bacon.

What will make you hunt your freaky roommate down like a dog because he ate your last piece?

Bacon.

What will make you buddy up to that annoying co-worker so he'll share his BLT with you?

Bacon.

The secret to making your date get out of bed, hunt you down like a dog, and buddy up next to you is, you guessed it, bacon.

Hygiene is the most important thing to remember when dating. Because, really, no one wants to snuggle up to someone who offends.

You can't go on your date with raunchy breath, so use your bacon flavored toothpaste so you'll taste that salty goodness all night.

There's two great things about this bacon toothpaste. One, it's good for your teeth. It tastes like bacon, and that right there will make you want to brush your teeth every chance you get.

Two, it smells like bacon. When you're leaning across the dinner table to tell your date how nice they look, they'll be inching their way closer to you because you smell so irresistible.

The first rule of first dates? Never show up to one without bearing some sort of gift.

And it shouldn't just be any old gift. Flowers and candy? That's so cliché.

What gift can better say, "you're cool, we should see more of each other" than chocolate covered bacon?

Chocolate and bacon are the perfect marriage of the most sought after flavors. Who can say no to chocolate and bacon? You're guaranteed to get a call the next day begging for a second date.

Who needs new car smell? It's just a fabricated scent anyway. Instead, use a real smell that will knock someone off their feet.

Bacon air fresheners can set the mood for you and the object of your affection while you're driving to your destination. Be warned, though, your date may not want to leave your car.

Okay. You did it. You wooed your way into a second date, but how can you top your first one?

The secret is to keep the baconocity flowing.

Why not take your date to the beach, soak up some sun, and just be silly with each other?

Just don't forget your sunscreen.