Why I Won't Recommend Alton Towers Theme Park
At first everything you described sounded pretty typical theme park, but then this place sounds like it went severely downhill, and not much like it is actually worth visiting.
Disney Land tickets are typically 90-something dollars. You don't have to pay for parking if your hotel is close enough for the shuttle system. Disney Land entrance is really pricey, but once you're in the entire place is pure magic. I actually cried watching one of the parades once, because the atmosphere had taken me. And, you can get a fast passes for free using your ticket for rides.
For the price of theme park food, it really is worth finding the actual restaurants and eating there. Disney actually has some amazing restaurants.
Six Flags sounds a lot like what you described, but if you're smart you can get tickets online tor beyond cheap for a theme park. There is not entertainment like Disney, because it is a park with nothing but roller coasters, and it appeals to tweens through young adults looking for thrill rides, typically. You buy fast passes at this place, and you pay parking. But there's always music blasting from somewhere. For lines you always have a nice covering and a mister going for hot days. Six Flags has some rather famous horror stories...the girl whose face got ripped off by a snapped cable cord on the Superman, the woman who fell over a hundred feet to her death on the Deja Vu when the front car's seats harnesses decided they wanted to open. (oh yeah, and the guy who got decapitated after climbing a fence to retrieve a fallen hat >.>)
Disney Land has a problem with rides shutting down a lot, but they usually get them back up pretty quickly too, unless it has to be closed for the day. On one visit, they were having a bad day, and it was a bit like you described. Everything kept shutting down, and I was actually on Indiana Jones when it broke down, and sat there for half and hour before a worker came and escorted us out. He pretended to be Indiana Jones rescuing us.
Yay theme parks! But the wait times you described sound really typical for every place I've been. I think if a person is not one to wait like two hours for a thirty to ninety second thrill, theme parks just aren't for them, in general. But this place sounds like crap from what you've described.
Ember, May 29, 2012