98% of what you'll ever be doing at Alton Towers is queuing. The way in is good practice for it.
There is nothing to do in these queues. No street jugglers, no entertainment screens, often not even any pretty scenery.
Just rows of humanity snaking in and around themselves, each wearing expressions of blank weariness. They paid £42.50 to be there.
In February, engineers managed to get Air active. This huge roller-coaster is one of the park's biggest rides, so everyone present converged upon it. Slip-sliding up walkways and standing in freezing temperatures, we were warned that it could take up to an hour and half to get to the excitement at the end.
Some of our party actually managed it. I and two friends lasted about half an hour, until the first announcement of a temporary delay. Air might have to close after all. We watched the test rides fly back and forth. It didn't look promising, so we left the queue.
By May, everything was open. A capacity attendance of 28,000 could be dispersed across a wide range of attractions. This did nothing to greatly reduce the waiting. Huge dynamic boards list the times upon them: 70 minutes for Nemesis; 90 minutes for its Sub-terra twin; 50 minutes for Rita.
We had split into two groups. My friend waited for 40 minutes to get onto the aforementioned Air, before an announcement came that it was experiencing a temporary closure. They waited and waited.
Meanwhile, myself and my two nephews had opted for the mere 25 minutes for Th13rteen. The sun beat down upon us in that queue. I watched my fifteen year old start to look quite ill. Beyond him, a young girl appeared to be on the verge of fainting. I came close to offering her a drink, but her father noticed and took her away.
Half an hour passed with us still not even within sight of the ride's terminal. It had already made a mockery of the estimated waiting times, when we too received the dreaded announcement. 'Experiencing difficulty', 'technicians working rapidly', 'back as soon as we can'. We sat on the ground, physically struggling in the shadeless heat; and bored beyond question.
Finally there was movement! Forty-five minutes after entering the queue, it was suddenly moving quite fast. I started to become suspicious. This was too fast. But there had been no announcement stating anything other than they were working to get us started again.
As we passed through a gate, a member of staff merely said, "You have to go this way." There was no explanation about where 'this way' led, nor why we were going there. Sheep-like, we did as we were told.
And ended up back outside the ride, into the rest of Alton Towers. Th13rteen had been closed down completely and the queue evacuated. None of us had been any the wiser, just moved like livestock through a gate.
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Hi Ryan,
Thank you for your comment. It's good that those visiting here get to read two sides of a story. You and I both wrote as we found. You had good experiences and I had bad ones.
Queuing is to be expected at all theme parks, but at Alton Towers that's like herding cattle into pens. I've been to other theme parks where the tedium (and physical discomfort) of long queuing is taken into consideration.
There is entertainment laid on while you're doing it. Street performers move up and down doing their thing. It might only be a bit of juggling or someone doing tricks on a unicycle, but it's something to look at. You queue just the same, but you're having fun doing so. You don't notice the time so much.
I'm confused by what you said about taking a drink into the queue. I did that and was glad for it. It kept me and my nephews hydrated while the sun beat down upon us.
Oblivion didn't stop at the point of the actual drop. But you have a long haul to get up to it. You reach the summit, then push forward, before you reach the drop part. The trains that I saw were stopped right at the top of the summit, before it flattened out. Engineers climbed the steps to get to them.
It was the log flume from which my friends were evacuated. They were actually on the ride and had to be fastened into harnesses to be removed.
As for February, we'd phoned both the day before, and on the actual day before setting out. We were told that weather conditions had improved to the point where the rides would be working. That is why we set out. That is why we were given letters of apology and free admission on a future trip. If not for that phone call, our party of over 100 would have gone somewhere else.
You must have have been very lucky with your queues to have got on every major ride twice in a day without fast tracks. Most of mine were double the time advertised, then broke down before we reached them.
But thank you again for your insight.
I think this review is extremely biased against Alton Towers. You have give them nothing but criticism, for things that really shouldn't be moaned about.
The 'long walk' to and from the car park really isn't that long at all, and Alton Towers operate a Monorail service which runs frequent monorails from the car parks to the entrance. Queue you might have said, yes I often queue for the monorail, along with everyone else from the car parks, but never longer than 10 minutes.
Queuing, this is to be expected at all themeparks, and actually having visiting a large variety of themeparks across the world. Alton Towers' queues are some of the most appealing and attractive queuelines for a UK themepark. Entering into the queue with a drink is your own fault, they offer a shop halfway through all the big ride queues.
Ride breakdowns are also expected when visiting themeparks, these are not breakdowns rather the many fail safes that are included on the ride picking up an error, often quickly resolved. Also I would like to point out that Oblivion can't actually stop on the drop, it is physically impossible. This has been confirmed by Alton towers many times in the past.
February Half Term. In February it is clearly advertised that not all rides will be open and a list of available rides is on their website, this is why entrance price is normally reduced.
During my many visits to Alton Towers of the past couple of years I have only ever encountered a few things that have disappointed me, food being one of them, but the variety of food available on park is massive, there really is something for everyone. The only issue I had was it being cold, they quickly replaced it with a hot portion though, nothing that needed complaining about.
Also everytime I visit Alton towers I manage to ride all major rides at least twice, without any need for fasttracks, I just plan my time effectively.
I'm sorry to sound so opinionated but I just felt that you were giving an unfair opinion of Alton Towers that could tarnish someone else's opinion.
All of this is precisely why I wanted to write this review. It's all well and good telling people about great places to visit, but warning them off bad ones (particularly very well marketed ones) is equally important.
Everyone expects to queue. That is a given. But not like this, without any regard to anyone who isn't already on the ride. That's taking the proverbial.
Its so refreshing to have an honest review of a theme park detailing the good the bad and the outrageous. These places are so costly thanks for getting the word out a hard working wage should be able to buy an honest good time. Waiting is pure torture and in no way a fair way to treat park goers, this is a big problem. Maybe you should start a movement, boy cot ridiculous theme parks that charge outrageous prices only to make you wake the day away never to come near getting your monies worth.
It's not on your list of things to see and do in Britain then? :p
See, I wouldn't mind queuing if all of that was going on. That's the theme park acknowledging that queues will happen and that they'll be long, then taking steps to ensure that a great day out will still be had.
Alton Towers doesn't care about any of that. They already have your money and the longer you wait, the more thirsty and hungry you'll get, so you'll go and buy more stuff.
Yup! True true. The lines in Disney Land are entertainment in and of themselves. Like for example with Indiana Jones you are walking through these tunnels, and there is a cave bit where everything is dark and there are spooky noises, and like there is a bridge you have to cross, and room with a rope that if you pull it you get screamed at by...something... and just before you enter the room where they put you on the ride, you have to stop for a warning that you are not to look into the eyes of the mummy or you'll die. Stuff like that, so it is a lot more fun. But yeah, the place you described was the first I've ever heard of it, and it truly does sound horrible. It's not likely I'll ever head that far just to go to a theme park...but, uh... good to know? XD
Decapitated after a hat? Wow...
The thing about Disney Land is that there's entertainment in the queue. You have the characters walking around and such. Even music would have been good. We could have had a sing-song and maybe a little dance in our queuing pens.
It's always been a problem queuing in Alton Towers, but it does seem to have got worse over the years.
At first everything you described sounded pretty typical theme park, but then this place sounds like it went severely downhill, and not much like it is actually worth visiting.
Disney Land tickets are typically 90-something dollars. You don't have to pay for parking if your hotel is close enough for the shuttle system. Disney Land entrance is really pricey, but once you're in the entire place is pure magic. I actually cried watching one of the parades once, because the atmosphere had taken me. And, you can get a fast passes for free using your ticket for rides.
For the price of theme park food, it really is worth finding the actual restaurants and eating there. Disney actually has some amazing restaurants.
Six Flags sounds a lot like what you described, but if you're smart you can get tickets online tor beyond cheap for a theme park. There is not entertainment like Disney, because it is a park with nothing but roller coasters, and it appeals to tweens through young adults looking for thrill rides, typically. You buy fast passes at this place, and you pay parking. But there's always music blasting from somewhere. For lines you always have a nice covering and a mister going for hot days. Six Flags has some rather famous horror stories...the girl whose face got ripped off by a snapped cable cord on the Superman, the woman who fell over a hundred feet to her death on the Deja Vu when the front car's seats harnesses decided they wanted to open. (oh yeah, and the guy who got decapitated after climbing a fence to retrieve a fallen hat >.>)
Disney Land has a problem with rides shutting down a lot, but they usually get them back up pretty quickly too, unless it has to be closed for the day. On one visit, they were having a bad day, and it was a bit like you described. Everything kept shutting down, and I was actually on Indiana Jones when it broke down, and sat there for half and hour before a worker came and escorted us out. He pretended to be Indiana Jones rescuing us.
Yay theme parks! But the wait times you described sound really typical for every place I've been. I think if a person is not one to wait like two hours for a thirty to ninety second thrill, theme parks just aren't for them, in general. But this place sounds like crap from what you've described.
Ouch! I didn't realize that they were sending some rides out not to capacity. The only time that I saw that happen on my rides was the Enterprise. Random carriages had their doors closed, so that people couldn't get in. We were wondering about it at the time. My nephew theorized that it had something to do with balance, which is a bit worrying when you think about it...
I definitely agree re the map/directions and the waiting times.
The map and directions (where you can find them) are pathetically inadequate and misleading. When i visited the whole day was frustrating from start to finish. In terms of safety though I would rather they stop, check and evacuate rides if necessary. I just think they should be honest and communicative when these delays occur . Also (you have started a right old rant here) they need to do more to reduce the waiting time on the rides. They could start by ensuring the rides are at full capacity. On most occasions the log flumes which carry 5 people held only 2 or 3 and on one occasion a single rider! This was repeated at the rapids where couples were rattling around a compartment designed for 8! No wonder we had to wait for 1 hr and 20 minutes on one occasion