No offense to the writers

but that dead crab and cat on the toilet grosses me out. I'm glad the execution gurney is gone too. It must be some quirk I have. I don't like death at the hands of others and poop.

Awww sorry.  {{{{hugs}}}}

You're going to hate me over the next few weeks.  I still have five more execution articles to write. >.<

BrendaReeves: 08. May 2012, 12:38

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but that dead crab and cat on the toilet grosses me out. I'm glad the execution gurney is gone too. It must be some quirk I have. I don't like death at the hands of others and poop.

Have to agree with you there, Brenda.

Excellent articles they might be but when I go online I do want to get away from some of the grimmer realities of life. Although I do appreciate that we're all different and I'm probably one of a minority who live in cloud cuckoo land most of the time 

The front page of Wizzley was getting a bit too depressing there for a while  

We're going to owe you for that Jo. Now we've got to think of a good way to get back at you.

Then I'll give you both something for revenge.   I hate pineapples.  Fill the front page with pineapples and vengeance will most definitely be yours. :p

Oh goodey! I have a pineapple cake I'm going to post.

Yuck. Spit. Yuck. Spit.

I'm sure it will be lovely... :)

I'm somehow fine with execution and crabs. 

But that cat toilet thing has me getting away from the front page as fast as I can.  (I'm sure it's a fine article if it's relevant to you.)

I love pineapple though! 

BrendaReeves: 08. May 2012, 12:38

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but that dead crab and cat on the toilet grosses me out. I'm glad the execution gurney is gone too. It must be some quirk I have. I don't like death at the hands of others and poop.

Ah, but Brenda - this is what draws in some readers, don't you think?  I love seeing all the variety here.  And we need more pineapples for sure!!!

Guess I don't have a heart - and it's tough to gross me out.

I'm in agreement on the variety, but Terri, Dusty and everyone are still wrong about the pineapples.

When I have world domination, pineapples will be eradicated from the face of the planet.  But so will the death penalty.  Swing and roundabouts. :)

Jo - could you agree on a new execution method: "stoning" by pineapples?

chefkeem: 09. May 2012, 12:15

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Jo - could you agree on a new execution method: "stoning" by pineapples?

I think Pink Floyd would work better. 

(runs away)

a few times I looked my cute monkey cake page was directly above the execution gurney...that was interesting.

Stoning by pineapples would be awful!  What if some of them actually go into your mouth?!

And the mental image of stoning by Pink Floyd.... so you actually have to stand there while Roger Waters et al are hurled at you?

Toilets and cakes are a weird combination.  That hadn't even occurred to me!  i'm going to be watching the front page for bizarre mixes myself now.

Janet, on the bright side, everyone looking away from my gurney was alighting on your monkey cake. :D  You're welcome. :D

Ooops!  Just catching up now and see I am one of the offenders!  Sorry Brenda and Kinworm!

No offence taken on my part.  I have total respect for vegetarians.

I love pineapple and was thinking about doing an article on how to cut one (there’s quite an art to removing all the prickly bits without losing too much of the good stuff).  I guess a photo of a knife in a pineapple would kind of mimic what I did to that crab…

DID someone mention pineapple cake?  I love pineapple one of my faves bring it on...

Go for your life!  I'm on holiday until Sunday, so I'll be safely out of the way when the pineapples come out.  LOL

(And on that note, apologies in advance for any comments that go unanswered in that time.  I'll play catch up when I'm back.)

Have a great time Jo and do enjoy your break