Funny Time Management Quotes

Read the best funny time management quotes here. They are bound to make you laugh and inspire.

Time management has become really important in today's fast paced life and we can achieve nothing if we don't manage our time properly. Proper time management will leave you ample time for everything. Be it work or things that you enjoy doing. So, it is necessary that you efficiently manage your time. Following some good time management tips will help you a lot.

Anyways, this article is about "Funny TIme Management Quotes". I find these quotes hilarious and inspirational. I hope they manage to make you laugh as well as encourage you to handle your time better. If you have some of your favorite time management quotes to share, I would be happy to read them. Please share them in the comment section.

Funny Time Management Quotes and Sayings

Hilarious and Inspirational Time Management Quotes

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -Louis Berlioz
No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early. -Groucho Marx
Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion years; but in our day of electric wires and water-ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time nor tide. -Mark Twain
They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. -Andy Warhol
It’s not enough to be busy, so are the ants. The question is, what are we busy about? -Henry David Thoreau
Do you know what happens when you give a procrastinator a good idea? Nothing! -Donald Gardener
“I am definitely going to take a course on time management... just as soon as I can work it into my schedule. -Louis E. Boone
If you haven’t got the time to do it right, when will you find the time to do it over? -Jeffery J. Mayer
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! -Sam Levenson
The great dividing line between success and failure can be expressed in five words; “I did not have time." -Franklin Field
It's a job that's never started that takes the longest to finish. -J. R. R. Tolki en
The trouble is that you think you have time. -Jack Kornfield

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