Funny Time Management Quotes

by Natasha

Read the best funny time management quotes here. They are bound to make you laugh and inspire.

Time management has become really important in today's fast paced life and we can achieve nothing if we don't manage our time properly.  Proper time management will leave you ample time for everything.  Be it work or things that you enjoy doing.  So, it is necessary that you efficiently manage your time.  Following some good time management tips will help you a lot.  

Anyways, this article is about "Funny TIme Management Quotes".  I find these quotes hilarious and inspirational.  I hope they manage to make you laugh as well as encourage you to handle your time better.  If you have some of your favorite time management quotes to share, I would be happy to read them.  Please share them in the comment section.  

Funny Time Management Quotes and Sayings

Hilarious and Inspirational Time Management Quotes
  • Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.  -Louis Berlioz
  • No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.  -Groucho Marx
  • Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion years; but in our day of electric wires and water-ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time nor tide.  -Mark Twain
  • They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.  -Andy Warhol
  • It’s not enough to be busy, so are the ants. The question is, what are we busy about?  -Henry David Thoreau
  • Do you know what happens when you give a procrastinator a good idea? Nothing!  -Donald Gardener
  • “I am definitely going to take a course on time management... just as soon as I can work it into my schedule.  -Louis E. Boone
  • If you haven’t got the time to do it right, when will you find the time to do it over?  -Jeffery J. Mayer
  • I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!  -Sam Levenson
  • The great dividing line between success and failure can be expressed in five words; “I did not have time."  -Franklin Field
  • It's a job that's never started that takes the longest to finish.  -J. R. R. Tolki en
  • The trouble is that you think you have time.  -Jack Kornfield

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Finding it difficult to complete your work on time.  Relieve yourself of the stress and follow these time management tips at work.  Following these tips, you would never complain of not having time to do the work and your boss will be pleased too.

Updated: 06/07/2011, Natasha
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barbarab on 08/29/2011

these all made me smile!

tandemonimom on 06/13/2011

I do love a good quote! Thanks for these!

WebWriter on 06/08/2011

I love, "Do you know what happens when you give a procrastinator a good idea? Nothing!". Too funny.

Natasha on 05/28/2011

Thats a nice one too. And I am glad I did this page right and don't have to do it over ;). And thanks for liking my work.

Natasha on 05/26/2011

Read it at your leisure chefkeem.

chefkeem on 05/26/2011

I bet this is a funny article and I promise to read it later. ;-)

Natasha on 05/26/2011

That is my favorite quote too, along with Sam Levenson. Thanks, for inviting me to Wizzley. I am really liking it.

lakeerieartists on 05/26/2011

I think that I like the Boone quote the best. Welcome to Wizzley. :)

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