The Best Christmas Sweaters for Men~ Buy Ugly, Cheesy and Tacky Christmas Jumpers This Holiday

by HollieT

Find and buy the best Christmas Sweaters for men. Choose from the most ugly, tacky and cheesy Christmas jumpers available this holiday season.

When I think about Christmas sweaters for men I can't help but smile. I'm not sure if that's because of some of the scenes in the movie Bridget Jones's Diary, or memories of my own father's attempts at making us all laugh on Christmas day. Either way, few people would deny that the sight of a grown man strutting his stuff in the most tacky Christmas sweater, whilst carving the turkey and singing along to 'O Come All Ye Faithful' can be a side splitting moment.

Don't Break with Tradition, Tacky Yuletide Jumpers are What Christmas is All About.

Gone are the days when you have to search for that all important knitting pattern, invest in a new pair of knitting needles and spend the run up to Christmas creating the most hideous of Sweaters. Ugly, cheesy, tacky and completely awful Christmas sweaters are now just a mere click away.

That's right, you can surprise your man on Christmas day with a carefully crafted piece of knitwear that he'll never forget, even if he wanted to. Whatever your aim, there is absolutely no doubt that a really cheesy Christmas sweater for him will lift the spirits, mortally embarrass the kids when they have their friends over for eggnog and mince pies, and leave you in fits of laughter for the next twelve months. Don't forget to take photographs!

Ugly Christmas Sweaters by Tipsy Elves.

There's no doubt that when your man unwraps the Santa Sweater on Christmas day it will send him running for cover. Made from acrylic, this really awful Christmas sweater's design incorporates a white polo neck, with a truly dreadful knitted-in belt, white cuffs, and is sure to make him the laughing stock of any party or pub crawl. What more could you ask for?

There's no getting away from it, the Santa Sweater is available in a range of sizes from X-Small to XX-large, which means that whatever his size, there's a highly cheesy Santa Sweater with his name on the gift tag. The Santa Sweater is also machine washable.

To be fair, red may not be his colour, or you may want to make sure that your man has a number of Christmas sweaters to choose from; enter the Elf Sweater by Tipsy Elves.

This thoroughly tacky piece of Christmas clothing is available in an eye-catching mint green, has long white cuffs and an equally hilarious white collar. 

And yes, the Elf Sweater also features the knitted-in belt!

Also made from acrylic, the Sweater is machine washable and available in sizes X-Small to XX-large. Don't forget to buy him a pair of tights to complete the look.

Just follow the links to view the full range of Ugly Christmas sweaters and cardigans available at

UK customers can also find a range of Christmas Jumpers available from Although some designs may vary slightly from those illustrated.

Hideous Christmas Cardigans and Light Up Sweaters..

Why not opt for a vintage Christmas look with the Reindeer Double Date Christmas cardigan? 

Made from acrylic, the cardigan combines a completely unoriginal snowflake design with a number of dancing reindeer. And, if the thoroughly awful design alone is not enough to send you howling, there's the huge red buttons just to complete the breathtakingly ugly look. 

This hideous Christmas design from Tipsy Elves is available in the form of a sweater and a cardigan. Sizes range from small to XX-Large and the fabric is machine washable.

Just when you thought that Christmas Sweaters couldn't get any funnier, take a good long look at the Snowman and Trees with flashing LED lights. Not only is this one of the most gaudy looking Christmas sweaters available, it also looks like it's spent a couple of hours on a boil wash. Over sized and clumsy, the Snowman and Trees light up Christmas sweater comes complete with flashing LED lights.

Yes, that's right, not only do you get to laugh uncontrollably when your other half wears this jumper, you can also ensure that he lights up like a Christmas tree for extra effect. The flashing lights can be turned on and off with the aid of secret button.

Snowman and Trees is only available in one size which is large, is made from cotton blend fibre, and the sweater comes complete with batteries for the LED lights. 

Wreath Black Christmas Cardigan with Lights.

Perhaps your man prefers a totally dreadful Christmas cardigan, or perhaps you want to ensure that your other half is clad in ridiculous Christmas attire throughout the holidays. Either way, the wreath black Christmas cardigan with lights is yet another option.

The wreath black Christmas cardigan with lights is available in sizes X-small to X-large. The batteries for LED lights are included in the cost of this hilarious Christmas garment.

So Many Ugly Designs to Choose From.

If you're absolutely sure that the ridiculous jumpers above are not quite ridiculous enough for your man, then check out some of the humorous designs available on Amazon. 

Updated: 12/04/2012, HollieT
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HollieT on 10/02/2012

Hi Arlene,

They're really funny arn't they? I'm actually considering buying my son one just to see the expression on his face! The elk bearing gifts sounds like an interesting one, I bet it raised a few eyebrows. :)

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