Everyone wants their first date to lead to a second date. But sometimes things just don't work out that way. After the first date you never hear from them again and you are left alone wondering why.
Was it something I said? Bad fashion choice? I used the best cologne, did I smell?
Well, yeah, you probably did smell, and it was a major turnoff.
What scent can no one resist? Well, bacon of course. Douse yourself with the smoky aroma of bacon and prepare for the best date ever.