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HollieT
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on 11/14/2012

Lately I've been finding some of the search terms that people have been using hilarious.

Examples: 

Do we take furby for granted

funky furby has become withdrawn and stopped talking

can you wear a tagine

want to embarrass and humiliate my husband at Christmas

make vegetarian meal with beef

Have you had any funny search terms?

lobobrandon
Posts: 534
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on 11/14/2012

Well, you made me go through my search terms but I loved the one where yours included a veg beef meal :P

Here are a few of mine:

Can a single person with no children buy a christmas tree

coolmathgames i meant to give you two dollars for lunch today but i forgot so just put it on your ca

i WANNA BE free

wizzley.com birthday supplies


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HollieT
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on 11/14/2012

Brilliant! They must think it's against the law to be single and and have a Christmas tree. Laughing

lobobrandon
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on 11/14/2012

 

HollieT: 11/14/2012 - 08:58 AM

Brilliant! They must think it's against the law to be single and and have a Christmas tree. Laughing

Ya that one I also noticed on Analytics it was from 2 days ago I guess, I couldn't stop laughing


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Ragtimelil
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on 11/14/2012

Ha Ha

 

WHAT IS A NIDDY NODDY AND HOW MUCH YARN CAN BE ON IT

(depends on how big it is)

belted galloway goat gard

(far as  know, there is no belted galloway goat. Not sure what a gard is...)

difference between five dogs

(and what?)

dogs are the one thing

if i buy a small loom how big will my rug be?


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lobobrandon
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on 11/14/2012

This thread is getting better and better, looking forward to the rest :) 


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Paul
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on 11/14/2012

Not exactly a search term, but I've got " http://www.ladybagsok.com/ " as a source for my "What is: HTML?" article... Genuinely no idea!

HollieT
Posts: 379
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on 11/14/2012

These are hilarious. The psyche of a searcher.

dustytoes
Posts: 1140
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on 11/14/2012

I have one..

Zazzle bronze proseller phone number

Good luck with that one!


Sam
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on 11/14/2012

Here are some of mine:

"dog bathing suites with the american flag" - note spelling of suites ;-)

"greedy cat throws uo adter food" If you feed your cat 'adter' food no wonder it throws up ...

"wwwhat does sodoma and gomora meanw.google.com" you just typed that into Google, didn't you?

""and was not be able"" ???

"churches in germany" "halloween" Eh, sorry, Halloween isn't really celebrated in Germany, inside or outside Church.

I need to stop now, lots of things to do ;-)

Everything between the "" is copied and pasted exactly as it appears in the stats, spelling mistakes included ;-)


Mike_W
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on 11/14/2012

I love this one:

want to embarrass and humiliate my husband at Christmas

HollieT
Posts: 379
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on 11/14/2012

I like that one, too. The mind boggles.

katiem2
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on 11/14/2012

Mine are boring, can't compare, but enjoyed the many laughs :)


2uesday
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on 11/14/2012

"what was yummies childhood like? what does the teddy bear tell you about him?"  

Who is yummies? I asked myself and I have to say it is probably to do with somebody trying to do their homework as I seem to attract homework questions as search terms, like a magnet. After a bit of research I have narrowed it down to most likely being a character in a book that is sometimes read by middle school children. 

"on a greek island mixed tenses"   I have no idea what that means.

"hair arrangement with income applied for brides"

"why dont they cover the face with the bridal veil in movies"      

 

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