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I must apologize for, and distance myself from, the name-calling strategy of my Bavarian landsman (Hans). 

I have never been, will never be, and have nothing but a fleeting resemblance to a "Zwetschgnmanschgal" (sort of a miniature edible scare crow made of dried plums).

Edit: Hans' effort to get on my good side, i.e. "snazzy and smart" are ludicrous. 

I must say, this is quite an education. Can we expect a wizzle on how to insult one another in Deutsch? (Written for the benefit of the English-speaking audience, of course.)

Zwetschgnmanschgal is a cute, nice and harmless term for a man with bavarian roots 

I am not Bavarian, Achim, I'm Swabian...

So I would you say you are a Deifelskerle, a Erdaschbiddzbua and a Granadafägr!  Hosch verstanda?

Carma - great idea!

Hans - oh, really? Well, then you're forgiven, of course. (You Mistkaefer you. That's a doddle bug.)

Fläggaradsch  (man who talks a lot and makes many jokes)

I quit. Hans is too fast for me.  

And I don't understand half of his Swabian foul mouth.

http://www.petermangold.de/schwaebischtest_I.htm (Swabian speaking test) 

http://www.petermangold.de/schwaebischer_dialekt.htm (Learning Swabian) 

Hans - can you answer this: http://wizzley.com/forum/help-me-please/unique-page-visitors-vs-impressions/?last&refresh=1307726753.44#bottom

I will say, simple and quick load is better, and attrative not only for Google, but for audience in general.

I remember when redgage started to load very slow, everybody was in flame... some give up...

So I like the way wizzley is now.