Joey's World, In His Own Words

Howdy Folks!!  Joey here!!

Jes’ thought I’d git a note off ta’ ya ta’ say Howdy 'n interduce ma’ se’f. Keep thinkin’ ya’ folks will git to ma’ house sos we git a chance ta’ hang fer’ a spell!

Ta' start wit', I want ta' give ya' th' map ta' ma' first story sos ya' git a chance ta' know me better. In this one, ya' here all bou't whar I cum frum 'n how I got ta' be whur I am t'day! I'm a lucky pup 'n, boy howdy, I'm beholdin'!!

"The Dog's Point Of View"

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Lif' has been rit' good ta' me 'n I luv all ma' people a bunch! But, livin' in Florida is tuf' on a fur covered fella' like ma'sef' n' I look for'ard ta' a cool spell!

Fin’ley, it’s a’coolin’ off jest a little here whur I live. Boy, Howdy, ever time I step out thet door, I gotta run rite back in agin’ ‘cause it’s sa’ hot. Ma’ fur coat hain’t got no zipper, ya' know. I mean, I love ta’ lie in th’ sun ‘n tan the bod’ jest lik’ any pooch but, Whew!! Anyways, been spendin’ mor’ tim’ in th’ yard ‘dis week, protectin’ the folks, ‘n singin’ wit’ th’ music thet comes off’n th’ road aways off. Luv it when they ser’nade us wit’ thet sir’n thingy!! Hit some real good notes las’ nite, if’n I do say so ma’sef’!!!

Had ta’ go ta’ th’ vet t’other day, which hain’t bad ‘til they put me on thet table thingy thet goes up and down. I hain’t too keen on thet table thingy…lik’ ta’ keep th’ four paws firmly planted, if’n ya know whut I mean! Anyways, I got inside ‘n wus jes’ startin’ ta check out th’ new smells when a crazed cocker spaniel begin ta’ bark at me. I put on ma’ best grin but he jes’ barked louder. About thet time, Jeanie (thet’s ma’ human) told him he’d better stop a’for he scar’t me. Too late!!! I hightailed it in a circle landin’ rite’ bahin’ Jeanie and lookin’ ‘round her legs ‘et thet guy! Everybody laughed lik’ it wus funny but, Boy, Howdy, he didn’t lik’ me…couldn’t they see thet?!!! I prefer ta’ be a lover ma’self…don’t kare much fer fightin’! Th' trip wor' me out sa' bad, had ta' have a nap when I got home!

Ole’ Santi Cla’s has cum’ n’ gone, ya know! I luv Christmas ‘cause I git ta’ go out front ‘n help Mr. Bill put up th’ stuff on th’ house thet looks all purdy! ‘N, gives ma’ manly sef’ a chance ta’ check out th’ four legged cuties as they pass by! Woo! Hoo! Nev’r kin wait ta’ see whut deli’chus morsels o’ dee-lite I find in ma’ big ole’dog paw stockin’!!!!  Slurp!!!! Bet ya'll have th' same 'citment at yo' house, too!!

Speakin’ o’ morsels  o’ dee-lite, Jeanie n' I got ta go ridin’ in th’ van tuther dey ta’ thet place whur’ th’ man cumes ta’ th’ winder ta’ look at thet little card she has a’fore we git ta’ go thru th’ gate. But he don’t have no “dog” treats lik’ t’other places. I don’t think much o’ him!

Anyways, we had ta’ wait o’ spell fer whut we came fer ‘n it wuz eatin’ time. So, we drove ta’ thet buildin’ thet has FOOD!!! Their winder is better then th’ bank winder. All th’ bank winder has is “dog” treats but this winder has stuff wit’ real meat insid’ it!!

Boy, Howdy, ma’ mouth got ta’ waterin’ ‘n I wuz dripper droolin’ all over th’ floor mat by th’ time I got ma’ eats! Shore am glad Jeanie has a sof’ spot fer ma’ sad face!!! Yum!!!!!!!

Shoot, by ‘dis time, I didn’t even keer thet th’ man who looks at th’ card don’t have no “dog” treats!!!!!

I know ‘xactly whut ‘cha thinkin’! “Jo, ya’ don’t need no “dog” treats nor mouth waterin’ morsels o’ dee’lite.” But, come on, a feller has ta’ have sumpun’ to look for’ard to on o’casion so he don’t git bor’d!  

‘Bout couple o’weeks ago, I spent a few days wit’ ma’ vet, Dr. Berger, and his bunch whilst Bill ‘n Jeanie went sumwheres! Boy, howdy, did I have a tim’!!! 

They let me run th' place fer ‘em! Didn’t make me stay in one’a them cages lik’ tuther reg’lar dogs, no siree!!  I kept ever’body inner-tained wit’ ma’ charm! I spooze ‘em ever’ time! By th’ tim’ it wuz tim’ fer me ta’ go home, they had started callin’ me “The King!” Well, if’n the shoe fits, ya know!

Well, gonna have ta’ git ‘cause its time to go out ta’ put ‘dis in th’ mailbox ‘n do sum’ sniffs ta’ see whut messages t’other dogs left fer’ me!!

If’n ya git a chance to cum’ ta’ see me, I’ll share ma’ squirrels on th’ back fence wit’ ya! Wait til’ ya’ see ‘em run when ma’ manly se’f steps out into th’ back yard!! Boy, Howdy, I got ‘em scart’ ‘cause they know whut a terr'r I am!

Ya’ have a grate week! Sur’ hope ya’ find yer way here real soon fer’ a visit!! Keep ya’ nose down and foller tha’ trail. Works fer me!!!

In th’ meantime, may ya’ live wit’ a full bowl ‘n a bod’ free o’ fleas!!!

Luv Frum Th’ Pooch!!  Joey

P.S.

Sorry ‘bout sum o’ ma’ miss’takes but they don’t teach no spellin’ at dog obee’dence skool!    

Here’s smilin’ at ‘cha!!