Obama Begins Reparations

by LindseyC

President Obama kicked off “Reparations Week” today by betraying Kenya. His administration will be selling Manhattan back to the Native Americans for $24 (plus interest).

President Obama kicked off “Reparations Week” today by betraying Kenya. His administration will be selling Manhattan back to the Native Americans for $24 (plus interest) as part of his scheme to punish America for being uppity. France will get back the Louisiana Purchase; Mexico gets Texas and Spain gets Florida. Kenya was told they would have to settle for NJ.
“I got off my fax this morning,” Rush Limbaugh told his audience. “It’s a quote from Obama, ‘I hate whitey and love giving away all your hard earned stuff to Negro slackers. It’s reparations for slavery, for what your great-granddaddy did that all us Marxists still hold you accountable for.’ ”
“Obama says the injuns get the big apple,” Pat Robertson added. “In fact, I heard that he plans on giving amnesty to any red skin who lived there before 1776. They will even get a work permit! How dare he give away what doesn’t belong to him.”
“Who are these savages?” Louie ‘cantaloupe calves’ Gohmert asked. “That they think they can hop off their reservations and take American jobs? Whose country do they think this is?”

Twas the Mid-night Ride Before Jeb Revered

 

Listen up neocons, and you will hear,

Of the midnight ride that republicans cheer.

To warn of the left, and their dastardly plan,

For America’s soul to go to Iran.

 

Our PONTUS was had, like a gullible chump,

This wouldn’t have happened to the Donald of Trump.

Or Huckabee Hound, or Queen Walker of Scotts,

Or Merry Rick Perry, all oops’d up in knots.

 

Jeb arrived on a sled, with presents for all,

For Ben Carson, Ted Cruz and even Ron Paul.

A patrician cowboy, without silver spoon,

The stars in his eyes, a crack in his moon.

 

But the deal with Iran, as I stated before,

Was made by Obama, our Babylon whore.

To give up America’s exceptionalism,

And see everything through the liberal prism.

 

Where those people don’t work, you know who I mean,

They get fat on welfare, by robbing us clean.

And Illegals so lazy, they just want our jobs,

With cantaloupe calves, they gather in mobs.

 

To descend on our homes and make us speak Spanish,

And force our American culture to vanish.

But Jeb has arrived to save our soul,

And dig us out of the liberal hole.

 

And finally free the noble job creators,

From the progressive tax, of the liberal haters.

They think if you’re rich, you should pay a bit more,

To lessen the burden on the working poor.

 

But who has the right, to lessen great wealth,

To provide some bum, with care for his health.

A burning Jeb Bush will show us the light,

And lead us all, to the righteous hard right!

Twas the Mid-night Ride Before Jeb Revered

Twas the Mid-night Ride Before Jeb Revered
Twas the Mid-night Ride Before Jeb Re...
Updated: 05/09/2015, LindseyC
 
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