Napoleon Dynamite is a movie starring Jon Heder in which the viewer follows the title character and those that interact with him through a short period of his high school career. Napoleon is an awkward misfit who tries to make up for this with "skills" and tall stories.
Napoleon Dynamite is a really funny story where most of the humor is based upon characters doing and saying things that do not really fit into context and boasting about qualities they do not have. Consequently there are many quotes from Napoleon Dynamite that stick in the memories of fans.
I first watched the movie with my two younger sisters and we all appreciated the understated humor of the movie and began using Napoleon Dynamite quotes, such as "can you bring me my chapstick" and "frickin idiot", at ever available opportunity. It was with much delight that I discovered a number of t-shirts and other products for sale that feature quotes from Napoleon Dynamite.
Here are some of my favorite quotes from the movie and merchandise that features them.