What Direction Do Dogs Poop: Research That Gives You More Info Than You Ever Wanted. But Why?

70 Dogs Studied For Their Poop Preferences

The pointlessness of this research is even more apparent when you consider that these German and Czech researchers spent two years watching 70 dogs (37 different breeds including beagles, borzois and Transylvanian hounds) while they – the dogs, that is – defecated and urinated thousands of times. Two years! Really? Some guys actually spent two years observing dogs pooping? Someone actually funded this research?

Can you imagine what might happen when they got back home from a hard day at the office and their wives’ ask them, “How was work today, honey?” and they answered, “another day watching dogs poop and I’m beat.” The wife would justifiable wonder if her spouse were having an extramarital affair. Then again, she might wonder about his sanity. Two years of watching dogs poop is a sure sign of mental imbalance in my book.

Anyway, to give the scientists their due, after watching the dogs they compared the dogs' position with the “geomagnetic conditions prevailing at the time.” Their results found that the dogs preferred to poop when their bodies were aligned in a north-south direction. Whoo-hoo, isn’t that a ‘save-the-earth’ moment?

But, that isn’t all they found – female dogs showed a greater preference for the north/south positioning than male dogs (it’s because the males lift their legs for urinating and female dogs don’t, the scientists say). And, all of the animals were observed off-leash in open fields and other areas, so buildings, trees and other objects in the landscape wouldn't force the dogs to face one way or another. The researchers also noted that while most dogs preferred to poop while facing north or south, most dogs also avoided facing east or west. Why? The scientists say they don’t really know. Well, that’s really helpful isn’t it? 

Birds Do It?

They compared their discovery to birds that use magnetic fields to migrate thousands of miles and pigeons that are equipped with microscopic balls of iron in their inner ears that accounts for their sensitivity to the geomagnetic field. Even humans, they say, might have a similar ability. So, is this all connected or not – again, the dog researchers say they don’t know for sure. Well, thanks a lot. Oh, and guess what else they found out – when the Earth’s magnetic field is disturbed – as when the sun emits flares – the dogs’ orientation isn’t quite as specific. Maybe we need to check with astronomers before going outdoors to determine if we need to walk in an east/west or north/south orientation on any given day?

Now, another thing about academic research I’ve found – it’s got to be published to be relevant and appreciated by other scientists. Fortunately for the researchers there’s never a lack of publications that are willing to put their work into print – regardless if anyone reads it or not or of it’s of any value. In the case of our dog poop investigators their work was published in Frontiers in Zoology, although I’m not sure what frontier we’re talking about here.