10 Signs That You are Becoming an Extreme Couponer (Humor)

1.  You stop buying all the food that you actually like and now live entirely on dried pasta, because you get it with the coupons for virtually free.

2.  You can no longer use your garage, bedroom or kitchen because you’ve filled them up with children’s cereal, tins of tomatoes and unused detergent bottles.

3.  Your children spend their entire Spring Break cutting out toiletry coupons for you.

4.  You stop eating any fresh fruit and vegetables, forget what it was like to dine at restaurants and cafes, and live entirely off cheese crackers, tinned turkey meat, and noodles.

5.  It takes you six days to put together a 30 minute shopping list.

6. Your coupon organizer becomes too big to fit in the trunk of your car and you need a trailer to carry it to the store.

7.  Your husband or wife has to go to the store separately as you’ve got too many coupons for one person to legitimately spend.

8.  The shelves of the store look like they’ve been looted by a horde of marauding barbarians by the time that you leave.

9.  You come away from the store with a year’s supply of cat food and enough dog biscuits to feed all the huskies in Alaska, despite the fact that you don’t own any pets.

10.  The checkout assistants, manager and other customers hold a celebration party after you have left the store.