With couples ogling each other at every turn, and pushy peers asking constantly when you're going to get a date, Valentine's Day can become a bind.
It might be that your broken heart isn't likely to make it through the romance season this year; or merely that you're quite happy being single, and most unhappy at being questioned about that, at length, as if it's something abnormal.
Or maybe you're in a very committed relationship, and won't be told by the likes of Hallmark, when you should be demonstrating your love. You manage very well without the palaver any other time of the year.
Whatever has you hot under the collar, here's the perfect Anti-Valentine's Day gift for you.