As the only adult in the car, it was down to me to drive, keep the youngsters occupied and take responsibility for anything that might be amiss. For much of the drive across Wales, this was fine. We sang, I told them stories from the Mabinogion (adapted on the hoof for five-year-olds and infants) and we talked about what we could see from the window.
Then we hit a very long stretch of road, with high hedges concealing the majestic view of the mountains, and no way to easily pull over.
That was the moment when the baby started to cry. I called out to him. I sniffed the air. I had his big brother check to see if he felt wet, then to give him his bottle. Nothing was obviously wrong and he didn't want feeding.
He screamed. And screamed. And screamed. (He's seventeen now, and I still recall the utter helplessness of having nowhere to stop, yet having to hear that desperate cry for attention.)
It took about twenty minutes of crawling through traffic and out onto an A road, before I could finally pull into a lay-by and check on my tiny nephew.
As soon as I leaned over him, he stopped crying and gave me the most beatific smile known to humanity. He was warm, dry, full and rested. He was just bored stupid.
It was hardly a condition reserved for the baby either. His five-year-old brother had memorably resisted my valiant attempts at distractions earlier in the same journey. "Ooh! Look at the cwm!" I'd tried, injecting my voice with endless layers of enthusiasm. "Isn't it pretty?!"
"I'm sick of cwms!" Daryl had replied, arms folded and pouting. "Cwms are boring."
How I wished then that I'd known about portable DVD players for car journeys. I'm sure that Jim Carrey's The Mask and/or a few episodes of Teletubbies would have enlivened the trip miraculously for my young passengers!
Comments
Shonna - Yes! I remember you telling me! Ouch! Barstow was the place with all the dust in the air, wasn't it? Or was that Bakersfield? I know it was one of the places mentioned in 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. >.>
You deserved a medal for that round trip. I'm forever grateful for it. <3
Mira - I'm glad to hear it. Marvellous certainly covers what I've experienced with them!
Oh Johnny, did I tell you about the drive BACK with the kids?! Got completely lost and took the wrong road back - it was one of those old twisty-turny spaghetti roads and I do believe I only drew an easy breath once we drove into Barstow LOL What a trip that was! MISS you, btw, Montana's lovely in the Spring hehehe - btw, you were both absolutely lovely and it was my pleasure!
Yes, DVD players can be quite marvelous in cars :). I enjoyed your tales in this article :):)
You left me in shock and awe during that journey, Shonna. Not least with your multi-tasking - looking after British visitors, mothering two small children, sorting out our travel arrangements, driving us to Morro Bay AND home again alone with your kids. There's probably a prize in there somewhere for you!
Lol brilliant! This is what saved me, driving for 2 days on my own with the kids from Vegas to Montana & back...twice...there are quiet times of sing-songing it and telling stories for us, too, but when they've had enough, now it's Black Butler and Totoro lol maybe a little Howl's Moving Castle. Plus, one of the secret benefits to Aspergers is that these kids have very specific interests. If I can get DVDs based on those, we're all set for days!