Sarcastic Christmas Greetings for People You Don't Like

Outside: I put so much thought into your gift...

Inside: ...it's too late to get you one now. Merry Christmas anyway.

Do you want a good reason to not buy someone a Christmas present? This card will get you off the hook.

In this consumer society, everyone expects everyone to give them a Christmas present.

Really, it's one thing to give someone a present because you want to. You shouldn't be expected to give a gift to someone who does your dry cleaning twice a year.

Give them a card to show you're thinking of them, just not enough to spend your hard-earned cash on them.

Outside: Santa Claus has the right idea

Inside: Visit people once a year

You're tired of friends and family who come to visit for a few days, which then turns into a few weeks.

To make matters worse, they think they have to rack up hotel rewards points by staying at your house. Way. Too. Often.

This cute little card will let them know that your hospitality is available, but only on a limited basis. It's done in a nice way, of course. After all, who can resist the jolly old elf himself?

Outside: Your Christmas decorations are over the top...

Inside: ..ugly and utterly distasteful. Happy Holidays!

You put up a reindeer, he put up 12. You added Christmas lights to your walkway, he outlined every bush in his yard with lights set to music.

What started out as simple holiday decorations has turned into the Rocky Horror Christmas Show.

Don't get mad. Don't try to get even. Send them a Christmas card that's straight from the heart. You'll be doing the neighborhood a favor.