Greeting Cards for People You Hate

by AbbyFitz

Do you have people in your life you really don't care for? Are you in a situation where you need to be nice (or really tell them how you feel)? These cards are for you!

Mom always said if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

She also said that as you go through life, you are going to meet people that you just don't care for.

Come on, Mom, you're making it hard on us here. How do you expect us to not say anything when we're going to be around people we can't stand?

Thankfully Mom always said it's polite to send cards to people to let them know how you feel on special occasions.

Love is a Many Splendored Thing

Then you get married

Outside: Marriage, it's more than just a word....

Inside: It's a sentence


Fights happen with couples. Unfortunately they can happen close to your anniversary. Don't despair! You can still get them a card and let them know how you're feeling.

This card is also perfect if your friend is marrying your ex. Since he or she wouldn't listen to you when you told them how horrible your ex was, give them this card to let them know what they're in for.

Everyone has that friend. You know, the friend who thinks their fiance(e) is just the best thing that ever happened to them, but you know said fiance(e) is hooking up with someone else? Yeah, this card can be their warning for things to come.

Lastly, if you and your spouse have a really great sense of humor with each other, this card will make them chuckle.

An Anniversary Card That's Perfect to Give if You're Mad at Your Spouse

Also great to give your soon-to-be ex
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Birthday Greetings For Someone You Hate

You'll be polite, but truthful

Outside: Happy birthday to someone who doesn't look their age.

Inside: Wow, you look great in candlelight! Happy Birthday!


Did you ever wonder what card to give that you-know-what for their birthday?

Everyone has people in their life that thinks they're so beautiful, so handsome, so model perfect, yet they look (and act) like 40 miles of bad road?

This is the card for them. You're not being rude. You're being truthful. Chances are they'll be so self-absorbed and oblivious and the barb will go right over their head anyway.

What Birthday Card Can I Give Somebody I Don't Like

Especially when they think they look so good?
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A Get Well Card For the Fakers

and the attention seekers

Outside: A lot of people think you're faking

Inside: Apparently not me. Get Well Soon


You had a last minute project due at work. Your coworker called in sick. You're not buying it. This card is perfect to send to the little faker.

You know they're faking. Everybody in the office knows they're faking. Send this card. You'll get your point across and look like the hero.

Have a friend that has to be sick just because everyone else is? Send them this card to let them know they're fine.

A Perfect Get Well Card For the Hypochondriac in Your Life

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A Going Away Card for Someone You're Glad to See Go

Finally, a card you can send them away with

Outside: Heard you're moving. Just wanted to send you stellar wishes

Inside: Each of us represents a star in Heaven. Sometimes we shine with the rest, sometimes we twinkle alone. And sometimes, when we least expect it, we make someone else's dreams come true. Good luck in your new endeavors!


Yes, they're finally moving! You can get up each morning knowing that you'll not be seeing them

Being nice, yet honest, give them this card to let them know that you'll be thinking of them across the miles.

This card is also great for the aforementioned faker. Did he get that job transfer? Aw, too bad you won't be seeing him anymore. Send him away with a card that will really come from the heart.


What Card Can I Give Someone That's Moving

When it's someone I wish was already gone?
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Updated: 12/08/2013, AbbyFitz
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AbbyFitz on 03/02/2013

Thank you! Sometimes the most annoying people are the most dense. Thankfully lol

WiseFool on 03/02/2013

Love it! What a great idea and hilarious cards, Abby. I know some people on whom the sarcasm of these (the birthday and leaving one particularly) would be lost - so the thinly barbed intention wouldn't even be realized. In that case, you're keeping Mom happy!

AbbyFitz on 03/02/2013

I'm so glad you liked it! I'm not sure where the inspiration came from, it just came to me. I guess subconsciously I was mad at somebody lol

georgettejohn on 03/01/2013

This article make me's good! I've never bought a card quite like this...but I did send a "thankyou" card to someone that had done something truly spiteful to someone I knew. I had been forbidden by this other adult from saying anything on their behalf so I simply sent the card with a personal note on the inside, "I will never forget your thoughtfulness toward.... "

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