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Great News From Wizzley HQ!

 
chefkeem
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on 04/01/2012

It is with great pleasure and eternal gratitude to our fine authors that we can make this exciting announcement:

WIZZLEY MOVES INTO NEW CORPORATE HQ TODAY!  (Yay.)

Actually, we didn’t expect this to happen so soon. However, last night, at 23:16 (CDT), somebody bought a wrinkle cream from Amazon and our Wizzley ID was up! (Sorry, dear author!) 

That single piece of commission took us over the edge of our real estate investment goal. So, we went shopping.

Just look at the scenery!

OMG...that yard!

There’s only one tiny drop of sadness in our happiness soup (isn’t it always that way?) - Chef Keem’s dog got eaten by a coyote. Otherwise, everything is hunky-dory.

Thanks to our expansion, we now can house all our servers in-house. What a relief! From now on, if there are ever more than 3 server crashes per day, simply blame ‘em on the desert. 

Hello! ... Hello! ... Hey! ... (Oops, there’s a rattle snake in my modem!) ...

Well, if you still can read this, please erupt in a toast to our new digs. As soon as we get rid of all the spider webs (plus 51-63 tarantulas), we’ll have y’all over, k?

 

 


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JoHarrington
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on 04/01/2012

WOW! That's a nice bit of real estate!  I dreeeeeaaaammmm of an office like that!

 


Marie
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on 04/01/2012

ha ha ha - you almost got me there Laughing


katiem2
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on 04/01/2012

Very good Laughing


humagaia
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on 04/01/2012

Fool of April I am, almost!

Your dog got eaten by a Coyote, oh the irony.


BrendaReeves
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on 04/01/2012

Hey, I used to live out there I recognize those mountains.


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katiem2
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on 04/01/2012

Oh and btw, that was me who sold the wrinkle cream, anyone want to get their hands on some?


chefkeem
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on 04/01/2012

 

humagaia: 01. Apr 2012, 11:24

Your dog got eaten by a Coyote, oh the irony.

 

In Memoriam - Bugsy (2004 - April1, 2012)

But as I said - the mountain view is stunning!

 


Achim "Chef Keem" Thiemermann is the co-founder of a pretty cool new platform called...um...er...oh, yeah - Wizzley.com.
chefkeem
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on 04/01/2012

 

katiem2: 01. Apr 2012, 11:44

Oh and btw, that was me who sold the wrinkle cream, anyone want to get their hands on some?

Good one, Katie! I almost fell for it.   Undecided


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kajohu
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on 04/01/2012

Can't WAIT to go out and visit you all in your new place.  I'm SO excited for Wizzley HQ!

(I'll keep my dog at home)


Karen
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on 04/01/2012

Too Cute! Forgot it was April first but here's a toast to Wizzley anyway! 


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grandi
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on 04/01/2012

What a pity, we just booked our holiday yesterday! If only I knew before :)

nightowl
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on 04/01/2012

We still need to draw lots to see who gets the corner office. Cool


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mandeesears
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on 04/01/2012

 

nightowl: 01. Apr 2012, 14:06

We still need to draw lots to see who gets the corner office. Cool

This cracked me up (while taking a drink of coffee). So, I will leave you with a an acronym buckhawk, sylvestermouse and I find ourselves using a lot - SCOSLOL

(spitting coffee on screen [while] laughing out loud) coffeeonsreen 


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Jimmie
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on 04/01/2012

You are such the funny guy, Chef! Laughing

Jerrico_Usher
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on 04/01/2012

That was DAM funny... I was like Dam that's funny :)

I almost lost it too while sipping on an energy drink. You ever had an energy drink taste test through your nose backwards before?

It being april 1st I can't tell if your joking (about a new office for real) or not- (I know it's not the shack lol), where is HQ anyway? Is it in the USA and is it somewhere we could show up and greet the brilliance that is the wizzley staff?

Happy April Fools Day!

Jerrico


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dustytoes
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on 04/01/2012

I bet it's one of those "bigger than it looks" places - right?

Happy April Fools to all!


Jerrico_Usher
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on 04/01/2012

Totally, like on the Dr. Who show where the phone booth is small but step inside and it's an entire space ship inside that would give the Enterprise (star trek) a run for it's money haha. Also the outside just looks like that to prevent spammers knowing where they are so they don't show up and start tagging the walls :)


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pkmcr
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on 04/01/2012

Funny you should mention Dr Who LOL I am planning a couple of pages here but have already been developing a niche account over at that other place

Whovian

So with the Wizzley HQ looking like the 1st Foolish step they have taken we can look forward to April being fun Sealed


nightowl
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on 04/01/2012

 

Dustytoes: 01. Apr 2012, 15:19

I bet it's one of those "bigger than it looks" places - right?

Right, plus we're really making the most economical use of our space - here's the entire backoffice, for example...

Wizzley HQ Backoffice


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