As I sit here contemplating my Non Damnum Syndrome (NDS)
[there, I have asknowledged that I am an interdumdisphiliac],
I empathize with,
and have sympathy with,
those who suffer from
Grave Damnum Syndrome (GDS).
My condition is chronic.
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As I sit here contemplating my Non Damnum Syndrome (NDS)
[there, I have asknowledged that I am an interdumdisphiliac],
I empathize with,
and have sympathy with,
those who suffer from
Grave Damnum Syndrome (GDS).
My condition is chronic.
The symptoms are:
For the GDS sufferer, they may find that the following symptoms are prevalent:
There are others, but these are the major problematic causalities.
I know you are afraid........... |
As can be seen from the GDS Wiki above there are many and varied examples of GDS, none of which relate precisely to Grave Damnum Syndrome.
Why could this be?
The answer to this will become apparent below.
In the meantime I shall discuss the symptoms, occurrence, diagnosis, cure, self-medication, vitamins and supplements that can moderate the debilitating effects of this syndrome - new to medical science.
I outlined the main symptoms of Interdumdisphobia, in the first paragraph. All of these lead to a self-diagnosis of Grave Damnum Syndrome. I will reiterate the symptoms, and add to them here, for your convenience:
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In fact most tasks in the modern world are an anathema to an interdumdisphobic. A chronic inability to press buttons has now been classified as GDS (Grave Damnum Syndrome) and you can self diagnose, the most appropriate method of diagnosis - do not go to your doctor - s/he will not yet have read about this syndrome in The Lancet.
After minutes of consideration it has come into my mind that self-medication is the best method. An holistic approach is recommended. The sufferer should do one or all of the following:
Vitamins and supplements do help.
Buy as much of the stuff from my on-line shop www.imgonnafleeceyou.com or alternatively, you can purchase everything you need to get you over this debilitating illness (GDS) by selecting from the huge array of self-meds available via the carousel below.
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[Screen fades, sad music gradually gets louder, 'ping' to little green dot in middle of screen.]
Disclaimer: I wrote this article in response to a comment on one of my Wizzley articles, after I had mentioned that I was an inveterate button pusher. The respondent saying that she was the opposite. I had to have a little play with words - I just love making them up . Following on from this comes this spoof article. I hope 'she' doesn't mind me having a little giggle!
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Comments
@Sam - it works for me!
Lol, 'Amazon Hypnotizing Carrousel' ;-)
For those that like to go on fairground rides, try pressing either arrow on the carousel above, and keep it pressed. I just did that and nearly fell over through giddiness. Freaky.
@SWE - from your comment I note you are a Squidooer.
Wow, interesting lens.
But is Placebo.info gone - that would be my cheaper option. Then placebo.me
hehehehehehehe - love it, thanks Sam, you are a treasure. Glad you got a LOL out of it.
Lol I have a good and a bad message for you, which one would you like to hear first? Ok. here the bad one: Placebo.com is already taken, but the good one is that you rank first for 'interdumdisphobia' ;-)
Maybe I can corner the market with a single word short-tail keyword. Now that would be good. Just gotta get the message out that interdumdisphobia is a real problem in America today - then I'm laughing - all those vits and supps to sell. Placebo.com - just need to check if its available.
Sam, thanks for that - I did not bother doing keyword research I just went with my gut feeling. It always works.
I can always work on the Tristitia Complex later.
Not too much according to the Google Adwords tool, bids for that keyword are $0,10, seems depression is more profitable than panicking ;-)