by Eugenia S. Hunt
The clues that you are getting old
Are there, my friend, 'tis true.
Your belt won't buckle any more,
But your knees most certainly do.
You know you are growing older,
Nature has played a dirty trick,
You’re old enough to remember,
When the Dead Sea was merely sick.
You reach to remove wrinkled socks,
But find, you aren’t wearing any.
You climb into bed at night,
A glass, your teeth, floating in it.
Now, you become breathless
While walking “down” the stairs.
You badly knock your elbow,
But the funny bone’s no longer there.
There was a day you’d run the block
With light and fleeting stride,
Now, putting on your running shoes
Leaves you out of breath and tired.
Your arms have grown too short
To read, without your specs.
Gazing into the mirror, you find,
You have more skin, than neck.
The girls once gazed upon you face,
Exclaiming “Ooh La La,”
Now, as candles burn upon your cake,
Campers sing “Kumbaya.”
So, it's OK for you to slow.
You're getting older, so take care.
It's time for you to invest in a pipe,
Some slippers and a Rocking Chair.
But enough, we should end it here,
For no more should be said.
We’re conscious that at your age,
It’ll soon be time for bed.
So, a very Happy Birthday, friend.
We’ve stretched the truth, we’ve lied.
We just couldn’t have insulted you more.
But believe us, Man, we tried!
Comments
SidewalkPhilosopherJun 18, 2013
MicheyJun 18, 2013
SidewalkPhilosopherAug 10, 2011
Mr. W. Thomas Kelley, Jr.Aug 10, 2011
barbarabAug 10, 2011
I am glad you are both healthier now!! my David and I stopped in 1997...I needed wellbutrin (Zyban) but Daid just stopped the stinker! ha a pun!
SidewalkPhilosopherAug 10, 2011
barbarabAug 9, 2011
you didnt know what it meant for real? cool! well that just means I MUST memorize the spelling :(
SidewalkPhilosopherAug 9, 2011
But don't feel bad...I had to look it up...I didn't even know what it meant! LOL
And, yes, I enjoy doing that...felt the photos were perfect. The little guy with the hat and pipe sorta resembles my husband!! HeeHee Glad you enjoyed!!!
barbarabAug 9, 2011
Wonderful to find another writer who loves to anthromorphalize our animal relations!! I bet I spelled that incorrectly oh well!
SidewalkPhilosopherAug 9, 2011
happynutritionistAug 9, 2011
SidewalkPhilosopherAug 8, 2011
MicheyAug 8, 2011
Thanks for sharing
mivvyAug 8, 2011