Redneck Gift Ideas

This fishing lure would have kept my father from showing his true colors while fishing with me one day long ago. We were at a local pond in Brunswick County VA. The water at the edge of the pond was shallow and you could see all the fish swimming up to the shore now and again. All of a sudden this huge bass swims up to the shore and starts playing with my dad's bait on the edge of his hook. The problem is that the bass played with it for an hour and my dad could never catch the fish. After having one too many drinks my dad went to the truck, got the shotgun, and came back to the edge of the pond. Lets just say the bass did not play with his bait anymore that day. If he only would have had this lure to catch that bass!   

This practical joke tighty whitey underwear briefcase will sure be a hit at the office. Can you imagine showing up for that important meeting with this as your briefcase? It is an actual briefcase. It is sewed up around the bottom so that it will hold all your essential items. It would be a great gag gift for a cool boss or a co-worker.

This Go plate is the most convenient redneck party accessory I have ever seen. Think about how easy it will be to party with this in your bag of tricks. You can walk around the party and eat and drink without having to sit down your drink at all. Where I grew up we used to have pig pickins all the time. This go platter would work out well at an outside shindig where there is no place to sit your drink down. I can't tell you how many times I have spilled my beverage while trying to eat off of a paper plate while socializing at a family reunion or party. Not any more!

This Billy Bob two front teeth pacifier is great for having a good laugh at your baby or toddler while they simply suck on their pacifier. My best friend purchased one of these for my daughter when she was 1 year old. It was hilarious to watch these big teeth in her mouth as she went about her business playing. She loved the attention too. Complies with 16 CFR 1511 Requirements for Pacifiers. So it is safe and funny.

Growing up redneck can provide for so much laughter as an adult. You can't help but laugh at some of the things you experienced and did as a child while living in that environment. We did not always do things that would be considered politically correct but we had fun doing them. Bubba and I grew up fishing everyday and riding my dirt bike along the tobacco fields on the farms where we lived. It was great as a child to explore and get grubby dirty everyday. I would go barefoot and my feet would be black by the end of the day. We didn't have any pink flamingos in our yard or hub caps at the end of our driveway but we did live in a trailer park or two along the way. Novelty items like this remind me of my crazy childhood. Why not revive some of your memories or have a good laugh with one of your siblings, cousins, father, or even your mom. These items are sure to provide a lot of laughter for you and your fellow rednecks!