FWOOOOOOT! That is the sound of the whoopee cushion.
It is at once, base, childish, uncomfortable, and yet, laugh-inducing most-every time.
Oh, sure! There are sticks in the mud. Fuddy-duddies who pretend not to notice when they hear "such a sound" as that of the inimitable whoopee cushion.
Let us proceed through this article as though "those people" do not exist.
Let us look at the best items to wear the name "whoopee cushion"!