You know, you cannot shake a stick at a quality toilet paper holder. (I don't know why you would. I'm just saying you can't!)
Now, if you want to be entertained as you shop (or simply browse), stick with Regi B. I am here to please.
Toilet paper holders are there for us like nothing else. We do not clean ourselves with the leaves of a tree (usually), so a ficus in the bathroom is not nearly the necessity of a toilet paper holder.