Greeting Cards for People You Hate

Outside: Marriage, it's more than just a word....

Inside: It's a sentence

Fights happen with couples. Unfortunately they can happen close to your anniversary. Don't despair! You can still get them a card and let them know how you're feeling.

This card is also perfect if your friend is marrying your ex. Since he or she wouldn't listen to you when you told them how horrible your ex was, give them this card to let them know what they're in for.

Everyone has that friend. You know, the friend who thinks their fiance(e) is just the best thing that ever happened to them, but you know said fiance(e) is hooking up with someone else? Yeah, this card can be their warning for things to come.

Lastly, if you and your spouse have a really great sense of humor with each other, this card will make them chuckle.

Outside: Happy birthday to someone who doesn't look their age.

Inside: Wow, you look great in candlelight! Happy Birthday!

Did you ever wonder what card to give that you-know-what for their birthday?

Everyone has people in their life that thinks they're so beautiful, so handsome, so model perfect, yet they look (and act) like 40 miles of bad road?

This is the card for them. You're not being rude. You're being truthful. Chances are they'll be so self-absorbed and oblivious and the barb will go right over their head anyway.

Outside: A lot of people think you're faking

Inside: Apparently not me. Get Well Soon

You had a last minute project due at work. Your coworker called in sick. You're not buying it. This card is perfect to send to the little faker.

You know they're faking. Everybody in the office knows they're faking. Send this card. You'll get your point across and look like the hero.

Have a friend that has to be sick just because everyone else is? Send them this card to let them know they're fine.

Outside: Heard you're moving. Just wanted to send you stellar wishes

Inside: Each of us represents a star in Heaven. Sometimes we shine with the rest, sometimes we twinkle alone. And sometimes, when we least expect it, we make someone else's dreams come true. Good luck in your new endeavors!

Yes, they're finally moving! You can get up each morning knowing that you'll not be seeing them. 

Being nice, yet honest, give them this card to let them know that you'll be thinking of them across the miles.

This card is also great for the aforementioned faker. Did he get that job transfer? Aw, too bad you won't be seeing him anymore. Send him away with a card that will really come from the heart.