Fantastic Mustache Jewelry for Cool People

There is absolutely no reason why you don't have a mustache.  No reason at all.  Well, no good reason.  The mustache is the quintessential facial hair that marks a cool person as cool.  Without it, a face is just a face, but with a mustache, a face is a piece of living art.

However, not everyone has the ability (or time) to grow a sweet stache.  Ladies want a mustache, too.  No, not a Frida Khalo kind of mustache, a piece of mustache jewelry.

Now, you too can have a mustache handy whenever you need one.  Wear a mustache as a necklace or on a ring.  Wear two mustaches as cufflinks or earrings.  The possibilities are endless!

You don't have to be Einstein to know that mustaches are super cool (although he clearly did know).  Just take a look at the kind of people who wore a super sweet mustache - Salvador Dali, Gandhi, Geraldo, Friedrich Nietzsche, Tom Selleck, Alex Trebek, Gene Shallot, Dr. Phil, Prince, a whole slew of dictators, Ned Flanders, Mr. Pringle, Chester Arthur, and Mr. Belvedere.

How can you not want to get in on that?

If you have looked at the mustache jewelry and still don't at least want to own one, you have to ask yourself, "why?"  Do you not think you are cool enough for a mustache necklace? Because I assure you, I have web user video technology that took a photo of you just moments ago and it reported that indeed you are cool enough to wear a mustache necklace.  In fact, you may even cool enough for a mustache ring as well.

These necklaces below are absolutely amazing!  They have the perfect of a classic style mixed with modern oddball random geeky trendiness.  You can choose to have each design in either round or square design, and you can even personalize it with custom text if you choose.  Now come on...how cool is that?!?!? 

Bajansinh Juwansinh Gurjar of Ahmedabad, India has the longest recorded moustache.  Having not been cut for 22 years, it was 12 feet, 6 inches long in 2004.  That's one sweet stache! See the photos.

The World Record for most people with mustaches gathered in one place happened in after a Minnesota Wild Hockey game on November 26, 2010, when 1,131 mustached men got together on the ice in a Movember effort to raise awareness for men's health. See the photos.