Funny and Strange Christmas Gifts and Decorations

by Ragtimelil

Sometimes you just don't know what to get someone who has everything and needs nothing. Maybe giving a laugh is the best gift. Or decorate for the season with humor.

Most people want something special at Christmas time. But finding something truly funny can be the gift of a laugh. These gifts and decorations have been researched to find only best available for your holiday pleasure. Some are truly funny, others are just a bit odd. But whatever your style, it's bound to make the holidays more fun.

Freudian Slippers

Here's an gift that is a play on words and practical at the same time This is an easy and comfy way to get into the master's head.or walk in his footsteps, whichever you prefer.

These slippers have a built in "sock tongue" that your tootsies fit in so that you can make Sigmund speak by wiggling your toes. Now who has the last laugh.

This model is a small, a womens' 4.5-7.5 or mens' 4.5-6 but it also comes in medium and large.

Crazy Cat Lady Action Toy

This is the perfect action toy for your favorite cat crazy friend or relative.We all know one. The cats come in various poses and colors and the cat lady herself looks a tad disturbed. Some parents have used this as an educational toy to explore compassion instead of violence like most action toys, but many just used it as a gift for that one person who would get the joke.

Great item to decorate your office.

The figures are of molded plastic and measures 11 x 7.5 x 1.2 inches. Not suitable for small children who might try to eat it.

Chimney Hat

Here's a brilliant example of headgear that is guaranteed to make you stand out in a crowd - especially since no one else at the party will be wearing hats or costumes. You will look stunning in this top hat with Santa's feet sticking out of it. This delightful topper will just about assure that you won't have to attend any more boring parties at your relative's homes.

This piece of art measures 14 x 13 x 3.5 inches and weights 1 pound.


You have to love cards, Christmas cards,postcards, what have you. There is just so many things you can do with them. There are many great cards on Zazzle, but here are two of my favorites.

I think the Snowman card speaks for itself. I'm just not sure what the mugger hopes to gain from his stick up (no pun intended.) I haven't seen many snowmen - or snowomen - with pockets or purses.

This greeting card is 5" x 7" and is printed on ultra-heavyweight (120 lb.) card stock with a gloss finish. Each card comes with a white envelope. May be available on Note Card size Postage rate for this size card (up to 1 oz) is $0.45


For years, Art Linkletter made word play popular with his series on Kids Say the Darnedest Things. The three (or two and a half) wisemen postcard could easily have been from one of his collected quotes.

And it raises the question,  just what is frankincense  anyway? And why did Frank send it?

No envelope required. Just add 32 cents postage and mail. Card is  5.6" x 4.25" (landscape and is printed on ultra-heavyweight (120 lb.)  card stock with a gloss finish.

Santa Toilet Set

I don't know if anyone else is bothered by this but to me, there is just something wrong about having a big Santa face, or any face at all, on my toilet seat. I know you have to lift the lid to use it, but still, it's just a little creepy.

But for those who aren't bothered by it, or like to startle the family members who come over for a free meal, here's a set that will certainly make a statement. What the statement is, I'm not totally sure.

Season's Greetings Bath Tissue

Here's a really festive item to go along with the Santa Toilet Set shown above. Now this is an item guaranteed to please the most Scrooge-like member of your family. It's something you'd need anyway so why not make it help decorate for the holidays.It is even politically correct with it's message of Season's Greetings.

Updated: 11/20/2012, Ragtimelil
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Ragtimelil on 11/19/2012

No, but I'd like to. Love 'em!

sheilamarie on 11/19/2012

Ha! Funny Christmas gifts and decorations! Do you wear a pair of the Freudian slippers?

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