By 1998, Molly was beginning to show her age mechanically with almost 140,000 miles to her credit. But I still adored her and refused to give her up. Until this day in July, she had never missed a beat or failed me even once!
As Sophia on the Golden Girls would begin, “Picture It”...Sunny Florida, Space Coast Credit Union, Indialantic, July, 1998, parking lot a block off the beach and 100 degrees!!
Molly and I turned into the parking lot, intent to pay a bill and be on our way quickly. However, I noticed the right blinker, which I had just replaced, was not working. As I pulled into the section designated for parking, I saw a thick, grey cloud of smoke begin to rise from under Molly’s hood.
I pulled slowly into a space away from other cars, left the motor running, and, intelligent person that I am, raised the hood!
Just staring in amazement, at first, I could not move…Molly was on fire!!!
Running back to the open car door, I quickly turned off the motor, retrieved my purse and, of course, my coke! Hey! It’s 100 degrees…besides, that coke cost me a buck fifteen!!
I began to walk quickly (a woman of almost 48 and my size has no business running) to the building. Suddenly I heard someone calling “Mam!” So, I stopped and turned as a young man asked, “Mam, do you know that your car in on fire?” Well, at this point, I wanted to say, “Duh! Ya’ think?!”…however, I didn’t take the time. He then ran passed me and inside where six bank employees began to search for a fire extinguisher that not one of them is sure exist or has a clue as to where to look for it! Minutes later, it was found and poor Molly’s alternator was relieved of flame.
Once the fire was out, a fire truck and twelve firemen hit the parking lot along with two police cars, each holding one policeman. Now, I have fourteen men standing around Molly’s hood discussing the disconnection of her battery, which I could have already done if they weren’t in my way!
In the meantime, I am standing in the Florida Sunshine “glowing profusely” and answering a million questions presented to me by the older policeman…thank goodness, I spent that buck fifteen on my coke!
As I look over at the thirteen grown men surrounding Molly’s open hood, it strongly reminded me of a Pollock joke and I had to stifle a giggle.
By this time, I am receiving more sympathy for the “poor female” than I can stand. However, not one of them offered to go inside and pay that bill for me!!! Definite insult to injury!!!!
Once the policeman released me, I stepped over to the car and caught a conversation between two of the firemen. Evidently, one was training the other and he was saying, “In circumstances like this one, you get all of the information for your form from the victim.” Well, it was out of my mouth before I could stop it. “But the victim can’t answer your questions!”
The man nearest me turned and said, “Excuse me?” and so I repeated myself. He looked perplexed so I pointed to Molly and said, “The victim can’t talk!” and presented him with a quite serious expression.
Suddenly the older policeman caught on and began to laugh out loud, soon followed by everyone else.
The next thing I know, all of these grown men were patting Molly’s hood and fenders and telling her that she would be quite all right and I would take very good care of her. She would be good as new in no time. It was priceless!!
They told me to let them know if I needed a tow truck or anything to help get Molly where she needed to be. But, ya know, not one of those nice, grown men offered “ME” a ride home!
As they all left the parking lot, I just watched and laughed! They may have been afraid of this crazy lady who talked to her car!!!!
Have any of you owned that special car?
SidewalkPhilosopherJun 10, 2022
DerdriuMarrinerJun 10, 2022
It's not unexpected that people have names for, and personal relationships with, their vehicles since the latter may be described as successors to the family donkeys, horses and mules.
What kind of car was Molly's successor, and what was that successor's name?
SidewalkPhilosopherMay 12, 2013
CathyMay 12, 2013
SidewalkPhilosopherMay 7, 2013
MicheyMay 7, 2013
A pleasure to read!... and I like the car.
SidewalkPhilosopherMay 7, 2013
MiraMay 7, 2013