The Zombie Apocalypse is coming. The whole internet knows it. We've seen it on the silver screen enough. We know what this entails.
But have you actually practiced the defense of your home? When the lumbering undead surround your family, will you have your escape routes planned?
Zombie garden gnomes allow you to visualize this scene in your own backyard - or frontage, if you want to demonstrate emergency proceedings to the neighbors. It's a matter of safety, for you and all you love. Come and look at the gnome zombies.