Wizzley author for 10 years.
A certified failed scientist. I used to squeeze frogs for a living, but now, deprived of my daily dose of acrylamide, I spend my days being a skiver behind drawn curtains, in the company of my pet frogs, geckos and mould*. When my conscience starts protesting at all this slacking, I publish some online articles.
*The mould was an uninvited guest in my damp flat, we fought a valiant battle with bleach, fungicide and spores. I regret to report that the mould won valiantly. I conceded defeat and adopted it as an additional pet. Since then we have lived peacefully together. I am rather grateful for the free penicillin.