Five Funny Halloween Decorations

What could be better than the traditional flamingo decked out for Halloween in his bones? The birds are plastic with the skeleton painted on for years of enjoyment. The tall longneck is 30 inches tall and the shorter necked on is 27 inches.

They are a great gift for other holidays and parties too. Be the first on your block to sport skeleton flamingos in your yard.

There are more about flamingos here

I love crows. I used to have one of these guys perched on the passenger seat headrest in my van to keep me company. It almost gave one mechanic a heart attack when he stuck his head in the van. He thought it was alive.

The are made of real feathers glued to a Styrofoam core with plastic feet and beak. The glass-like eyes give the birds a life-like expression.

Have a set of two crows in your yard or house for Halloween or any time. They are 10-12 inches tall. They are not a toy for small children.

Now here is an item that will truly make you smile. Hang this on your bathroom door, or even better, on the wall at the end of a hallway or other unexpected place.

The design is clearly printed on poly material that can be used year after year for a new Halloween tradition. It can be used indoors or out. The cover is 10 inches by 72 inches

If you remember watching Elvira in the 1980s, and I admit, I do, you will have to smile when you see this cut out of the Mistress of the Dark. Cassandra Peters, as Elvira began hosting the late night TV show, "Movie Macabré" and became a cult icon. Her wise cracking and ditzy humor was almost more fun that watching the movie.

She would be a perfect hostess for your Halloween party. See how many people remember her.

Elvira is 75 inches tall by 32 inches wide. Mount on the wall or stand it on its own.