How to Find the Decorative Replacement Toilet Seat of Your Dreams

Toilet seats have been with us for probably as long as the toilet. I say "probably" because you sit upon a toilet to use it, after all.

Your toilet surely has an existing seat upon it -- and perhaps it is one that makes you laugh, or at least smile. Still, as you are reading here, perhaps it is not.

If your toilet seat leaves you wanting for comfort and/or style (flashy or reserved), you can remedy your situation -- not with Pepto Bismol, but with a new, better, prettier (if you so choose) toilet seat.

Just so we know what we are all talking about, let it be clear this is not a decorative replacement toilet seat:

• Classy (or at least, "classy"),
• Not the be all, but maybe the end all,
• A conversation starter*,
• Something that makes your toilet unique,
• The bathroom decor catalyst (I'm not sure I know what that means!).

*There are no guarantees about the kind of conversation that will get started.

If budget is the emphasis in this equation -- and isn't it always -- then you can expect the most savings if you in fact buy the replacement toilet seat decor without the replacement toilet seat.

Now, if you are asking yourself, "What weirdness is Regi B. talking about? Has he been drinking toilet water again?", I can't blame you.

In fact, I have not been drinking toilet water (lately). There is a company out there called Toilet Tattoos. The name says it all, really. They make applique decals you apply to your regular, average toilet seat lid to make it stand out. From sea shells to moose, leopard print to palm fronds, Toilet Tattoos will cover you at a fraction of the cost of a new decorative toilet seat.

In fact, the covers come in rounded or elongated, and are removable and reusable -- which lends itself to holiday and party themes! Toilet seat decor you can change when you want has a certain appeal!

If a decorative "sticker" to spruce up your toilet seat is just not your thing, you can still save some smackers on a new toilet seat cover. To be sure, decor is in the eye of the beholder.

You may well find something that pleases your eyes in a lower price range online. Here is a link to decorative toilet seats sold under $10 on Amazon.

May you find something to your liking there!

Yours in Clever Decor,

--Regi B.