Internet marketing and keyword research are going together like earth quakes and tectonic plates, but sometimes keyword research can result in some earth shattering laughter ;-)
A staggering 6,600 people discuss monthly who are the 'best fans in the world', really? Are these the so-called celebrities or are these the fans that want to be better than other fans? Kind of makes me wonder ...
Or are these people that are actually looking to buy a fan, like those on the left. Not sure if they are the 'best fans in the world', but they are pretty popular at Amazon at the moment ;-)
Kind of frightening that only 140 searchers each month have the noble goal of becoming more humble. And me wonders also why they turn to the interwebs for their quest, but perhaps they are already too humble to ask a real person???
... or is that a contradiction in terms?
That one looks like 22 very desperate internet marketers to me. Try different keywords try more general keywords try fewer keywords - 22 people look every month for this search string. My suggestion to them would be - try to find keywords you actually know something about ;-)
How to become rich overnight, that is the question 320 people ask the Google search engine each month. And with the economy as it is, I predict with authority that this number will increase as times go by ...
But seriously now, whilst I can't sell you the secret on 'how to get rich overnight' I can tell you with authority how NOT to get rich overnight:
But if you are serious about the whole business and willing to put some really hard work into it, you can always sign up here at Wizzley (it is free!) and start writing. Over time you will make a nice, additional income from it, that I know as a fact ;-)
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... or queen, depending on your gender ;-)
170 people each month rack their brains about 'How to become king', I haven't checked the amount that are looking to become a queen, but I guess it is similar ;-) So, just for you, here some easy ways to become a king or a queen:
Easiest and most secure one: Make sure you are born into a reigning royal family, preferable as the first born - your success will be guaranteed!
Marry one: This one is more for the prospective queens, as the best that men that marry into royal houses can expect to achieve is becoming prince consort. Not bad, but also not the real deal ;-)
Found a kingdom: Yup, just get your hands on a piece of land and declare it to be the 'kingdom of whatever name you chose'. Has been done before, a great story how it worked on the link on the right! ...
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The quest for immortality sends a staggering 1000 people each month on online research. How to become immortal is what they are looking for and what they find are mainly offers of freezing their body after their death in the hope that they can be revived in a more advanced future, but there are other ways to become immortal:
Oh, sometimes I wish I would know how to become invisible and so are 1,000 more people every single month ;-) Being invisible at will has some real advantages like avoiding people you really don't want to meet or simply being able to sneak up undetected on people on Halloween to yell 'Booo!'
Whilst there is no warranty that it works, the invisibility cloak on the right is actually for sale on Amazon and for more Harry Potter goodies check out my articles at the list below:
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Harry Potter is my, not so secret, addiction! Here all my articles I have published so far about this subject on Wizzley.
Are you really sure you want that job? Seriously, are 320 people each month looking for 'how to become God' and do they know what they would get themselves into? First one problem, if you are a believer, you know that the job is taken already and if you are a non-believer, also called an atheist or agnostic, you don't believe in the job in the first place - so why do you want something that you don't believe in???
For a really funny, but still thought provoking story, check out the movie below. I don't want to spoil it for you, but just imagine for a moment that you would hear every single prayer uttered on this planet, every single moment ... Do you really want to become God???
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treasuresaboundJan 22, 2013
SamOct 13, 2012
belinda342Oct 13, 2012
SamOct 1, 2012
WizzRoyOct 1, 2012
SamSep 3, 2012
MiraSep 3, 2012
SamAug 14, 2012
CrissaegrimAug 14, 2012
SamJul 23, 2012
cabmgmntJul 23, 2012
BarbRadJun 26, 2012
SamApr 24, 2012
hummaApr 24, 2012
SamApr 21, 2012
JoHarringtonApr 20, 2012
Or was it kings only? :)
SamApr 19, 2012
EducationInfo4UApr 19, 2012
SamApr 15, 2012
Donna_CosmatoApr 14, 2012
SamApr 12, 2012
whitemossApr 12, 2012
SamApr 12, 2012
DrDarkoApr 12, 2012
Who would have thought that you can have so many laughs with keyword research...
SamApr 10, 2012
Yup, a girl needs to have fun from time to time in this business ;-)
SamApr 10, 2012
That is the danger, isn't it, to get lost in the mysteries of keyword research - and the human mind ;-)
SamApr 10, 2012
I just loved doing it, what else can a stats / data geek do then writing about strange keyword date? And yes, having no screaming kids running around helps a lot - just a screaming, elderly cat in my case ;-)And thanks for the congrats, as a non English speaker that reward (my 5th!) means a lot to me!
lakeerieartistsApr 10, 2012
onepagearticlesApr 10, 2012
AngelApr 10, 2012
SamApr 10, 2012
Good one, but fortunately I have no idea whatsoever what these Skyrim keywords are all about that keep creeping up in my research - I leave them to the experts ;-)
eslevy17Apr 10, 2012
SamApr 10, 2012
Glad you do, I had a lot of fun writing it ;-)
MarkoApr 10, 2012
SamApr 10, 2012
Thanks! Yes, people are strange, but that is kind of the spice in the 'human soup' if we all would be 'normal' and without ambitions, how boring would that be???
@Lissie
Lol, some might be insane and some just off with the fairies, how great is that! I like people that are considered to be 'unusual' by normal standards, if those standards ever existed ;-) And thanks for the link, there might be material in it for another subversive article ;-)
LissieApr 10, 2012
LissieApr 10, 2012
MladenApr 10, 2012
People are strange.
SamApr 10, 2012
chefkeemApr 10, 2012