So, I totally just found out that people can make their own potato (and other vegetable) chips in their microwaves -- with the aid of kitchen "thingies" we'll call "crispallalos". On second thought, let's call them "crispers". 'k? 'k!
If you are trying to remake yourself as something your "kinfolk" would call a "health nut", then there is a wrong way and a right way to go about making your own snack chips. The wrong way involves a fry-o-later. The right way? Well, that is what we will discuss in the rest of this here Wizzle-wazzle. (Yes, I am off my meds. So!)