by chefkeem
A very long time ago, Adam said to Eve: "Check it out, girl!" And ever since then, men have tried to impress women...with a clear goal in mind, of course. That's good, because otherwise we wouldn't be here today.
Adam didn't have a moose antler hat. No moose in Eden. Paradise was somewhere South, I'm sure. But there were tropical birds in colorful regalia, flamboyant monkeys, and gorgeous flowers. And two pinkish bodies. One of them a man.
So, Adam disappeared in the woods for a couple of days. And when he returned, he wore the most amazing head gear the world had ever seen. (Not a huge deal, considering the world's age.)
However, Eve fainted. Briefly. (Why, exactly, is anybody's guess.)
After Adam had revived her with a gentle kiss, she said, "Wow, snuggums - you, like, are the apple of my eye!" And she handed him a piece of produce.
Over the centuries, the apple job may have morphed into something a little less damaging. But to this day, women adore a man who is manly enough to stick out from the crowd. And since paradise has faded away a long time ago--and who has time anyway for 2-day jungle trips--the manliest men of today utilize a different kind of "Amazon". You know what I'm talking about...
The picture on the left speaks volumes. Or at least more than a thousand words. I know this man, and he has not much going for himself:
Still, as a female, I'm sure you'll agree with me:
Not too bad. (It's the hat.)
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DerdriuMarriner
on 10/15/2018
Slippers for sure! But what, if anything..., would go below the hat and above the slippers?
katiem2
on 05/18/2012
I choose the slippers, add those to your dance moves and you got it so going on!
petunia
on 07/07/2011
The picture of you in the moose hat is one of my favorite pictures! However, the slippers look softer for cuddle time!
sheilamarie
on 07/03/2011
This is a really hard choice. I was going to say the hat because, I don't know, it's so regal. But then I got to thinking about my cold feet and realized if I saw a dude in those fuzzy slippers, well, I'd just want to play footsie with him. So I'm going with the slippers -- no the hat -- no the slippers.
nightbear
on 07/01/2011
I don't care for the distraction on the head, I really think the fuzzy feet would set my feet to tapping.
mbgphoto
on 07/01/2011
I think I'd have to vote the way of the slippers...there is just something about furry feet :)
nightowl
on 07/02/2011
Nothing signals manly prowess like a pair of moose antlers. Wanna view my collection of trophy bucks?
Hot4MooseHat
on 07/01/2011
Every time I glance at this picture, I swoon.
Moose Slippers for Women and Men - $21.99
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A crazy funny hat is in social circles much more acceptable than fuzzy slippers. It takes a man of courage to show off his animal foot wear in public.
Wouldn't you like to find out if your man has the stuff real men are made of?
Perhaps you should start inside the house first...
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Nothing says "you're the manliest man in the whole, wide world" better than a pink flamingo beak nestled somewhere in a moose rack.
And before you know it, you'll get adventurous and switch slippers...
Another marriage saved. Natch.
In the end, here is a very unique gift idea for you:
Create a "stuffed animal" in the likeness of your spouse, buddy, boyfriend, or whomever you'd like to cuddle with, all day long and anytime you're in the mood.
Click on the graphic for more info!
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If you're a man who couldn't participate in the "hat or slipper" discussion above, please state your opinion here:
chefkeem, Last week or the week before, I read about the fetching moose hat and slippers. I voted the article up but wrote no comment since the last comments were from 2012. But I really would like to know what would be worn between the hat and the slippers!
Moose cow (and moose bull). But she ain't got no rack. (At least, not on her head.)
What is a lady moose called?
Not cow, Lana - moose! Unless you talk about me. But then you should say 'ox'.
How did I miss this one? Holey cow!
Thrilled to learn more about your sense of humor. You're funny and can cook the total package, you go chef. I choose the slippers they would accent your dance moves fabulously.
OMG. You look like Benny Hill in that moose hat! Brings back memories of watching him at night when I was a kid. You are so funny. I love your website too. I laughed for an hour. I needed it..
Aside from your macaroons, your humor is the biggest thing I love about you! I think you're FAB in that outfit, and I look forward to seeing more of it!
You know, Robin...I wish it was only a part of my brain. Unfortunately, my entire mind is like that. Oh, well... :)
I love this page - and even more, I love trying to envision where on earth this page idea came from (which part of the brain). It is hilarious, from start to finish...and...um...DEFINITELY unique! Loved it...now to get Jim some moose gear...will let him decide which.