- Men are born with a need to show off and be stronger, smarter, and better looking than their rivals. (Real or imagined.)
- Woman have a tendency of being attracted to power. (Real or imagined.)
So, Adam disappeared in the woods for a couple of days. And when he returned, he wore the most amazing head gear the world had ever seen. (Not a huge deal, considering the world's age.)
However, Eve fainted. Briefly. (Why, exactly, is anybody's guess.)
After Adam had revived her with a gentle kiss, she said, "Wow, snuggums - you, like, are the apple of my eye!" And she handed him a piece of produce.
Over the centuries, the apple job may have morphed into something a little less damaging. But to this day, women adore a man who is manly enough to stick out from the crowd. And since paradise has faded away a long time ago--and who has time anyway for 2-day jungle trips--the manliest men of today utilize a different kind of "Amazon". You know what I'm talking about...